Goth Plight

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Your other bandmates are hotter than you.

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Unteasing a weekend's worth of batcave out of your hair.

[eloquentdecadence]

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Shit goths say...

I mean, they’re cool and all, but they don’t listen to Bauhaus…

What kind of goth doesn’t listen to Bauhaus?

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By goth I mean Bauhaus, not Rammstein.

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Oral-piercing-related gum recession.

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Your other bandmates aren't that hot.

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You just don't see men wearing heels these days.

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None of the black hair dyes are black enough.

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Sexophone

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Am I seriously the only one at the bar who recognizes 'Dominon/Mother Russia'?

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Does this house plant like darkness?

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No one can know that this is from Claire's.

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Men only want me for my fangs.