I am the night!

Featured Photo From Johnacurtis Let's be honest, we perpetuate our own stereotypes. These are some amusing things that we are probably all guilty of saying or doing and some problems that we all face as goths. If you don't enjoy the clichés of the...

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

imagine being the journalist in interview with the vampire. Imagine meeting a weirdo at a bar who thinks hes a vampire and being all 'lmfao im gonna interview this guy its going to be so funny' and you go back to his house only to discover that hes an Actual Vampire who Feeds On Human Blood and your stuck in his house while he rants about his ex for 371 pages

[deactivated-blog]

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who speaks to crows

[shitgothssay]

When you tell yourself you're not going to spend money, and then you accidentally buy another black lipstick when you already have a dozen of them.

[thexfiles]

i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aggelikigates]

[titsandtwosugars]

No problem

[kobweb]

if i have to hear one more shitty song about some hideously regurgitated stereotypical “mysteriously beautiful goth girl” i’m going to jump off the face of the earth

[inthedayilosesharpness-deactiva]

Tell me what they are so I can listen to them for kicks

[kobweb]

• the 69 eyes - gothic girl • type o negative - black no. 1 (i actually like this one) • surfe curse - goth babe • you’re so creepy - ghost town etc. etc. etc. if anyone knows any others, you should totally add them so we can act narcissistic and really self-important

[inthedayilosesharpness-deactiva]

Goth girls are easy - Lesbian Bed Death (I like the version with the male singer better because the guitars are lower)

Goth Girls - MC Frontalot (It gets worse the more you listen to it)

Animal Attraction - She wants Revenge (I like this song)

[zombies-with-radios]

Maybe if we all just collectively start decorating now, we can ..force it to be Halloween

[twerkonthatshark-blog]

Mary Sue in the streets, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way in the sheets.

[spookyloop]

“You’d look better if you wore some colo-”

“You’d be more attractive if you’d just smi-”

“Do you have to wear so much make-up, you look sca-”

[morticiaaddams13]

All my years on tumblr and THIS is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. It’s perfection.

[halloweenskellington]

my Halloween senses are tingling

[spookybatzy]

other people: man I wish it was still summer :(

me, lying on a bed of pumpkins, covered in fallen leaves, surrounded by black cats, drinking hot chocolate: can't relate

[ovcult]

Types of Monster Goths

Zombie goths: Graveyard smell, “bruised” eye makeup, ashy grey lips, short papery fingernails, teased Frankenstein hair, gaunt cheekbones, sunken sockets, torn tights and frayed hems.

Vampire goths: Red wine, red eyes, washed-out skin, scarlet lips, sharp teeth, slicked back hair, flirtatious sneers, glossy crimson nails, velvet victorian dresses, corsets, high heels, glittering lace chokers and gunmetal statement rings.

Witch goths: Speckled green tea, sage and lavender perfume, dusty rust cheeks, oil-covered hands, smoky purple eyeshadow, leather satchels, dirt black lipstick, winklepickers, layered pendants on leather cord, curly black hair, floor length skirts and anklet charms.

[deathtokillian]

“If its hot out why do you still wear black?”

Because i will die for my aesthetic

[spookyloop]

Me when it’s nice out: Closes curtains, avoids fresh air, avoids sunlight Me when it’s raining: Opens windows, opens curtains, cuddles up in a blanket

[necrophiliac-relationships]

"I used to be a goth too, but I grew out of it"