These Icky Orders.

No. 8, reporting for duty. The name's Axel. Got it memorized? Personal Talk About Blank With a Capital B. Send me something.

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Hi i'm leaving KHtumblr.

Okay, yeah bye.

Edit: oop yeah im leaving this account activated because i can.

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texts-from-fftumblr:

I don’t know who the pyromaniac of fftumblr is… so here’s some Axel. c:

was that Ven's wedding?

I think it was Ven's wedding when I did the fireworks.

Maybe it was Christmas.

Either way it was fuckin' sweet.

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thisismahhouse replied to your post:Someone, love me and give me attention.

Hello son :]

sup pops you're in a good mood

hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post:Someone, love me and give me attention.

*touches you inappropriately* ;|

oh well okay that works -sits and takes it-

bellethebeauty replied to your post: Someone, love me and give me attention.

Hi.

sup bitch.

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Someone, love me and give me attention.

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So does anyone know how Seifer is my nephew again

cuz now that we're talking about this

i'm confused.

This family tree is more than my excellent memory can handle.

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Hey uncle Axel, my Metapod used harden.

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hyperion-bloodfest:

gotitmemorized:

hyperion-bloodfest:

….cool story, bro.

Aren’t you liked… married. And have a boyfriend.

At the same time or something. Wow being a slut runs in the family huh?

I’m not married. I’m a free bitch. I’m free to creep on you all I want.

But I you and

okay... knock yourself out.

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Hey uncle Axel, my Metapod used harden.

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hyperion-bloodfest:

....cool story, bro.

Aren't you liked... married. And have a boyfriend.

At the same time or something. Wow being a slut runs in the family huh?

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hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post: hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post:...

Just come play with my poke flute. ;| *continues to stroke your chest*

Uh, okay no.

Am I allowed to use Max Repel?

Speaking of Max Repels, that shit comes in cans. IT MUST BE FLAMMABLE.

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hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post: hyperion-bloodfest said:  Is that a Sudowoodo...

shh. I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

.................................

This all sounds really illegal and strange.

CAN YOU JUST.... GET OUT.

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LARD AND MARLY HAD SEX?!WHAT?!AND IT MOST LIKELY HAPPENED IN THE CASTLENEAR YOUR ROOMBECAUSE...IT JUST DID

...................

that's kind of

disgusting.

What the fuck, this castle is fucking crazy. I just.... I CAN'T.

-gouges out his eyes-

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hyperion-bloodfest said: 

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;|

Seifer.... I hate you. I'm not sure why you think i'd EVER be happy to see you. AND YOU'RE MY NEPHEW SO THIS IS JUST WEIRD OKAY GET OUT.

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hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post: hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post: OKAY YOU...

shh, let’s just play with each other’s pokeballs. shh. ;|

WHA-- NO.

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hyperion-bloodfest replied to your post: OKAY YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID AND

*lovingly strokes your chest* ;|

I...............

WHAT

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OKAY YOU ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID AND

I FUCKING HATE KIDS

AND I HARDLY EVER HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN

OKAY YOU GUYS ARE STUPID GOODBYE

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wayward-wind replied to your post: I DON'T HAVE KIDS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

LOOOOOOOOL WHERE’D YOU COME FROM

UM THE SAME PLACE YOU CAME OUT OF FUCKASS

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I DON'T HAVE KIDS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

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JEGUS FUCK OKAY WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE NEED FROM ME