missing my wifey

24/7

[evilyuniaa]

[gotohellwithbias]

bcvl

[ikilledmyselfjustforfun]

[kcsplace]

[bbyyeee]

i like the idea that the horcrux in harry's scar was a jealous son of a bitch and got way too happy when his other counterparts (horcruxes) got destroyed. you can't change my mind. imagine harry feeling gleeful after destroying a horcrux.

Harry: I feel warm and fuzzy. Is that normal?

Ron and Hermione: No.

Scarcrux: [cheering like a madman in Harry's mind & soul]

[stolenviolet]

Uh oh! When Voldemort hit Harry with the killing curse in the forest, it created a life instead of taking one.

[bananacat890203]

Cat! TRHP + LVHP Voldemortis Sphynx cat lol

[teddyniffler]

Every day I am reminded that Tom Riddle helped Ginny write that love poem to Harry.

Tom, bored of Ginny already and holding in his laughter: You could always compare his eyes to toads, they are green.

Ginny: His eyes are as green as ... a fresh pickled toad!

Tom, now crying with laughter: It's beautiful, Ginny.

Ginny: His Hair is as dark as a Blackboard. I wish he was mine...

(Tom: Kill me now)

Tom, oozing with hatred at Harry: How about 'He's really divine', as he must have god-like powers to stop You Know Who after all...

(Tom: I must know how he lived... how did he survive? I must meet this boy)

Tom, now seething in sarcasm: How about ending it with, something like, 'Hero who conquered the Dark Lord' that's a good ending.

(Tom: I wonder if anybody picks up on the Dark Lord part. I would love to get the girl's family framed for being my supporters...)

Tom, rolling his eyes: Okay Ginny, show me the finished poem please.

Ginny: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine. The hero who conquered the Dark Lord. 🥰💝🥰

Tom, trying to rip out his own pages: Ginny, it's the best thing I've ever heard. He will just love it.

[ysaribi]

tomarry sketch dump part2

Minister of Magic Tom Marvolo Riddle and Auror trainee Harry James Potter

Insta I twtr X I tiktok

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[towering-book-piles]

Maverick, .2 seconds after meeting Iceman: I'm going to annoy the shit outta him and then climb him like a tree.

Goose*traumatised*: I'm not paid enough for this.

~Across the bar~

Iceman*waxing poetry about how short that Maverick was and how he could put him in his pocket an during him home*: And he'd be happier with me, don't you think?? I could keep him miles happier than that fake box blonde ever could,and I'd never let him leave the bed y'know and did you see his ass and how well do you think it'd fit into my hands, oh and do you think-

Slider*traumatised*: I'm not paid enough for this.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Penny: And the Hard Deck Award for "Boss Ass Bitch" goes to... Hangman & Phoenix(both anxious, gritting their teeth): COME ON COME ON.... Penny: - Admiral Iceman Kazansky! Hangman: GODDAMNIT! - I mean, congratulations, sir. Phoenix(grumbles): Every damn year... Iceman: *smirks at them as he goes to get his little homemade trophy, then smacks Mav on the butt and they leave* Hangman(whines): He's just so damn cool...!

[gotohellwithbias]

my father is the worst man alive

and i am not even his favourite daughter.

[military-newsboys]

Ice: Mav has a good heart. Slider: Yes, I've noticed you staring at his "good heart".

[acebirdofprey]

Navy Officials: You realise it's against regulations to date your wingman. Maverick: ✓ read 9:50 pm

[cannibalhellhound]

My brain came up with a whole ass scenario and since I cannot word I did this

[nightmareglitter]

Listen, I love "Uncle Ice" as much as anyone, but can you picture Bradley, maybe twelve, when Uncle Mav and Ice get together and he starts wondering what to call Ice now. Sarah's kids already call him Uncle Ice.

His full callsign is Iceman.

Please picture Mav, Ice and Carole's faces the first time he calls Ice "Uncle Man"

(Slider is in the background with a camcorder crying with laughter because he's the one who talked the kid into it.)

[gotohellwithbias]

dhs ạ 😭

[do-some-of-that-pilot-shit]

Iceman: So, are you and Maverick just friends or what?

Goose: Well, don't tell anyone, but we're more than that

Iceman: Oh, really?

Goose Yeah, we're best friends