Salt the earth with my blood

[he/they] no gender Fun Fact curator and Pagan Heretic Terfs can go get lost in the swamp and die [it/its]

[balestrate]

Them: you better not be a cunty concrete column when I get home

Me:

[powerburial]

[pmamtraveller]

Surrender to flesh and bones by Yan Lucas Migóne

[wifehaver103947]

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[machined-divinity]

[image ID: tags that say ‘#girl they banned gooch and pussy on here a long time ago’. end ID.]

[hyperlexichypatia]

IDK I think if cis men are being told that being fat will lower their testosterone and make them Insufficiently Masculine, and cis women are being told that being fat will raise their testosterone and make them Excessively Masculine, and fat trans people are being denied the right to medically transition if they're fat, and thin trans people are warned against HRT because it will make them fat (and this is said about both testosterone and estrogen HRT), and androgynous-presenting people are told that only thin people count as androgynous...

Then maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

[dogpuppy]

[holymolyyikes]

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

[televisionenjoyer]

Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."

[televisionenjoyer]

The energy on the dash... Let me guess

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[dorfs]

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

[targetedknowledge]

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??