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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The only sign I’ll take directions from
Utah, May 7, 1922
i can’t believe there was clickbait in the Roaring 20s
The Huffington Daily Dispatch
Marilyn Monroe, 1940s
Traffic - Steve Winwood
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
like this and i'll post a small starter call
Berlin, Germany 1967-08-31
Remembering the golden children Brian and Jim on July 3rd
Pugs are not cute
Pugs are not cute. Pugs are malformed, inbred, sick animals that should never have existed.
(Above: pug and wolf skulls. Note the shallow eye sockets, crowded, protruding teeth, and short snout in the pug.)
Dogs pant to cool themselves. As pugs have practically no snouts, they have trouble cooling their bodies and they can suffer from organ failure as a result.
Pugs are often unable to breathe properly due to their short snouts and compact breathing passages. This inhibits their ability to do things that dogs like best - running, chasing things, playing.
Pugs suffer from a mangled jaw from which their teeth grow in all directions.
Because of the distorted shape of their skulls, their eyes commonly pop out of their heads. 60% of prolapsed eyes become blind. Eyes put back in the skull are prone to infection and the dog may need treatment for the rest of their life.
Their eyes are also prone to swelling painfully, becoming scratched, and being irritated by their eyelashes.
When excited, pugs are prone to getting fluid stuck in their throats, making them choke or gasp for breath. This is given the cutesy nick name “reverse sneezing”. [video]
As it can be difficult for pugs to exercise, they are prone to obesity.
Some pugs are born with their nostrils pinched almost shut, making it impossible for them to live without an operation.
The wrinkles on their faces will become infected without constant, careful cleaning by their caretaker.
About 64% of pugs suffer from hip dysplasia (malformed hip sockets) which causes crippling lameness and painful arthritis.
Pugs have a genetic weakness to demodectic mange (a pretty nasty skin condition caused by mites).
Their curled tail makes them susceptible to hemivertibrae - misshapen backbones which cause spine bending and instability, neurological disorders, back leg paralysis, incontinence, and pain.
Pugs are so inbred that a study of ten thousand pugs in the UK had the genetic makeup of only 50 individuals. Inbreeding means that defective genes are more likely to be expressed and passed on to offspring.
Necrotizing meningoencephalitis (brain swelling) is common among pugs. Dogs with this condition usually die within a few weeks.
I am so sick of seeing pugs being celebrated. Their small, squashed skulls, facial wrinkles, curled tails, and protruding eyes are actually valued when these characteristics are a cruelty in themselves.
Pugs are charming, sweet, funny little souls and they don’t deserve the bodies humanity has designed for them.
Stop celebrating pugs. Stop buying pugs.
[Text:] There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
[text]: Who the hell left it there?
Death of the Hippies - 1967
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: Sentence starters.
Most are nsfw in some way, shape or form.
[Text:] I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT. [Text:] So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback. [Text:] I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [Text:] I can’t find my keys and there’s a hotdog in my purse. [Text:] It’s one am and you’re asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call. [Text:] the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka. [Text:] He asked me to come stay with him so he could “see that ass and watch Harry Potter.” [Text:] I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now. [Text:] Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon? [Text:] He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry. [Text:] Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you’re just not the one in charge. [Text:] This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL…. [Text:] I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door. Best exit from a building ever. [Text:] go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster. [Text:] My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that’s how my family found out I had my nipples pierced. [Text:] It’s very rude to dive mouth-first into someone’s crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it. [Text:] Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She’s now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird [Text:] Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity. [Text:] I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner. [Text:] I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand. [Text:] He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell. [Text:] There is a cooked ham in the washing machine. [Text:] I can’t hang out with this penis. I’ll start thinking I like the person it belongs to. [Text:] Eh, I don’t question what my penis likes. It just does what it does. [Text:] Help me help you realize you are a moron. [Text:] There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls. [Text:] I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant. [Text:] Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on. [Text:] He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best. [Text:] You just missed an honest to god bukkake. [Text:] it’ll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis. [Text:] It’s not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike. [Text:] It’s one of those “I can’t stand you but we’re stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let’s fuck until one of us passes out” kind of nights. [Text:] He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I’m paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras. [Text:] All she said to me before going to get another shot was “Damn, I’d eat her out.” [Text:] He just brought a live lobster to the party. [Text:] She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case. [Text:] Ok sry I left that ambiguous……did you want contact solution or fellatio? [Text:] Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help. [Text:]Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [Text:] And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool [Text:] Hi. [Name] tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial [Text:] I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry. [Text:] my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start. [Text:] He called me ‘pal’ while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I’ve officially been fuckbuddy-zoned. [Text:] Found a pic on my phone from last night. You’re drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It’s my new wallpaper. [Text:] He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again.
Deadly Sweet (1967)