welp

I still don't know what to put here lmao

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[toastbutteregg]

UNMUTE

Do it

[megamanfour]

Broke:

Woke:

[throwbackblr]

[bring-the-homo]

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[missing-merlin]

my life is complete

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

[confessionsofacarefreeblackman]

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

[eligahn-deactivated20131014]

Yoooo..lol

[jenn-n-juiice-deactivated201602]

LMFAO 

[itsthelesbiana]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud 

[adsjkcourt]

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr”  ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

[tay-the-creator]

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

[tranquillust]

I think about this video so much

[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[iguanamouth]

a sunflower squirrel commission for ashley - THEY DIDNT know the kind of plant they wanted to be tossed together at first, so heres the rest of the UNPICKED DESIGNS plus the first sketch ………………. ! 

[marauders4evr]

Awww…

I know I talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but one of the newest episodes was so sweet. It starts with Bob realizing that there’s going to be a laser-light-rock-show and remembering how much he loved going to them as a kid:

Since it’s Bob’s birthday, Gene agrees to go with him:

But, like many children, he becomes overwhelmed by the loud noises and flashing lasers. (And listen, I usually hate it when people label characters as ‘autistic’ and act like a show gave them representation when it didn’t…but Bob’s Burgers really does have so many characters who would be labeled in real life, Gene being one of them, and this just adds to it because it’s the perfect depiction of someone being overstimulated):

He eventually breaks down sobbing, screaming that he wants to go:

Bob immediately takes him into the lobby and is able to ground him, getting him to properly breathe until he’s ready to talk:

Bob asks if he wants to go back in or go home. Gene immediately says “Go home!” but hesitates and adds that it’s Bob’s birthday, to which Bob’s instant reply is to not worry about it and that he won’t enjoy the show if Gene isn’t enjoying the show. He adds that they can go back in and he can help Gene through it but Gene begins panicking again and Bob quickly says that they can go home, not once forcing him to do something that would overwhelm him. So they go out to the car (and I just love how Bob holds onto him):

But it gets better. Bob takes out the CD and plays it at a low volume, tilts their chairs back, and uses a cigarette lighter to ‘draw’, creating his own ‘laser show’:

Gene eventually wants to see the finale of the real show, despite Bob’s insistence that Gene doesn’t have to pretend to want to see it just for Bob and that they can just go home, to which Gene assures him that he really does want to see it. They sneak back inside and Bob makes Gene a pair of makeshift headphones so that he can listen to the music without being overwhelmed:

A+ Parenting!

(But really, what else would you expect from this show?)

[seidkonaz]

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

[baruyon]

[manlethotline]

Somebody make this into an actual comic

[meme-theft]

[puppymidnight]

PSA: The lizard (bearded dragon if anyone wants to know) is actually scuttling as a from of aggressive defense mechanism, this is showing that the lizard is annoyed and protecting itself due to poor handling or rough care. Please be mindful not to attempt harm on them and making them extremely uncomfortable because it “looks funny” thanks bye.

Source for anyone who wants to know more: http://animals.mom.me/beard-turning-black-bearded-dragon-mean-8849.html

[kaijutegu]

That’s actually not what’s happening here! Black bearding is a sign of stress, but it is also part of the males’ mating display. His attempt to mount the second dragon, accompanied by the head bobbing, demonstrates that he’s In The Mood. It’s recommended to let beardies mate in a big open space- what’s probably happening here is that this guy is being introduced to the other one for breeding purposes. The lizard’s charge toward the camera (as opposed to sprinting away) is also fairly demonstrative that he Wants To Tap That, that being the other dragon. There’s lots of reasons that a reptile might exhibit certain behaviours and it is fantastic to be critical of stress- but this time it’s not what it appears to be at first glance!

[skies-of-salt]

The original instagram post says: 

Joanna (male) saw Jolene (female) and was in a hurry to mate with her. They are usually chill so I didn’t expect it. It’s breeding season and the black beard is a mating display to impress her. I’m not allowing them to mate because she’s underweight. Note: at the end I was delayed in stopping him but I promise she wasn’t hurt. They’ve gone back to being cut off from each other.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRrcP3dlIQi/

[nancyishappy]

[fedconnect]

12 Insanely Cute Cats

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How To Keep Your Hordes of Offspring at Bay

[deadlykillerqueen]