I'm all about the pie

Monique/NZ/Check Please

[gotyourback]

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[hrtstppr95]

Omgcp characters as things my toddlers have said and done in the daycare I work at

Bitty: *wakes up from nap with his shirt halfway off, a shoe in one hand and a set of measuring cups in the other*

Jack: “Goose!!” *starts jumping up and down while giggling*

Shitty: *starts lecturing his friends unintelligibly, but it’s definitely a lecture*

Ransom: *only wants to hold hand with his bestie in the hallway, cries if he cant*

Holster: *hugs his best friend so hard, they both topple over and start crying, but they’re still hugging*

Lardo: *quietly orders her friends around while shoving fistfuls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in her mouth*

Dex: *literally only plays with the singing tool set*

Nursey: *rolls into the classroom wearing some cool ass shades, but promptly trips over the ball he couldn’t see*

Chowder: *Happy Tappies at the thought of getting to run around with his friends*

Bonus:

Tango: *asks “why?” Anytime I ask him to do something*

[rftwfic]

Been thinking about Bitty getting invited to guest star on some variety competition show where the challenge that week is to bake with those drunk goggles on. They're just making some basic vanilla cupcakes, and he's up against another baking YouTuber and a comedian who appears in every episode to add levity to the competition.

Obviously the comedian isn't doing too great, but that's kind of the whole point of him being there. The other baker isn't doing terribly, just a lot of missing things when he reaches for them or accidentally knocking things over.

Bitty, on the other hand, is absolutely crushing this baking challenge. Not only are his cupcakes fluffy and delicious, he finishes them in like half the time everyone else takes. The channel didn't give them anything to pipe the icing with so he puts his buttercream in a zip lock bag, cuts off one corner, and pipes them to perfection. The whole time he's doing this he's telling a story about how he once made eight pies in one night all between rounds of beer pong. He also talks about the time he made a perfect clafoutis (a type of French fruit tart) on the night the Falconers won the Stanley Cup despite being nearly black out drunk.

Needless to say, Bitty gets invited back three more times to do more drunk baking challenges.

[tangredont]

Something something comphet dex

[tangredont]

Just growing up knowing something is different and pushing it away and overcompensating and the relief when a girl wanted to date him. Maybe dating a lot or always being in a relationship, but if you ask any of the girls he never really let them in too close. Starting college and making friends and learning and accepting that ok maybe he’s queer but thank gOd he still likes girls at least. Because it’s comfortable and safe and it’s not too bad. Until he kisses his friend and realizes what it’s supposed to feel like, how easy it’s supposed to be and how much it’s possible to want something.

[montrealmadison]

eric bittle + taylor swift, you’re on your own, kid

the jokes weren’t funny, i took the money my friends from home don’t know what to say i looked around in a blood-soaked gown and i saw something they can’t take away

happy 28th birthday, erb <3

[best-book-siblings]

Round 4: best brotp

Blue Sargent & Ronan Lynch (The Raven Cycle)

Jack Zimmerman & Shitty (Check, please!)

Voting ended onMay 9, 2023

[fffuckthelaxbros]

[lutzgocelly]

Since the authors/artists were revealed today: Here's one of the pieces for @omgauplease, this one for the prompt "Daemon AU"! Bitty's daemon is a bunny and Jack's a canada goose. ♡

[parvuls]

I am once again analyzing the haus layout and mourning all the little nooks I haven't seen in fics. jack has his own walk-in closet?? (so does bitty, btw)

so many opportunities for bitty helps jack pick a tie/shirt and they get locked inside getting togethers

so many opportunities for year 2 au's with secret zimbits relationship where one of them has to hide in the other's closet to avoid getting caught

post-kegster game of hide and seek where jack and bitty both end up hiding in the closet (this may or may not be a real thing that happened to me)?

so many jokes about being in the closet

like, at least one scenario I can think of where shitty talks to jack through the shared wall of their closets, pretending to be the haus ghosts

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Round 5

Eric Bittle- Check, Please!

Adam Parrish- The Raven Cycle

Voting ended onApr 1, 2023

[zimbits-my-love]

[zimmerwhore]

FIGHT!

mama bittles jam recipe

aunt judys jam recipe

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[rarepairsandpies]

underrated bittydex moments (rb and add your own)

[zimmerdouche]

[a-very-gay-disaster]

on a sunny day the frogs' senior year

nursey: so we all had a crush on bitty right

chowder: little bit yea

dex: had?

[a-very-gay-disaster]

some of my favorite tags to come from this gaining far more traction than i thought it would: #dex’s bitty crush just takes on different forms #it looks different but it’s always there

#bitty will always be dex’s unattainable catch #the lobster that got away😔✋🏻

#dex is actively campaigning to be jack and bitty’s third

#wait prev prev hdjdjdndns dex after fixing betty the 23rd time 'uk if u ever need a helping hand in... other depts im here' #bitty thinks dex is being a good considerate friend. dex is talking abt handjobs.

#Dex: He was my gay awakening #Dex: Okay i lied Jack was #Dex: The fact they are together was a confusing time for me #Chowder: How about now? #Dex: No still confusing

[jatersade]

which would you rather find living in your attic:

1000 roaches

a person

Voting ended onJan 29, 2023

[a-very-gay-disaster]

jack, bonding with teammates over the chaos of planning for the holidays: oh yeah i come from an interfaith family it gets hectic

thirdy: i thought both of your parents were jewish?

jack, who was thinking about SMH: yea

[notallthosewhowander]

bitty being an influencer and a very big bruins fan in public and jack, pushed by tater to *finally* slide into bitty’s dms just writes ‘yeah sorry I beat your team tonight’.

[cricketnationrise]

#tater is appaled#it’s the height of flirting for jack#and bitty is competitive enough that it is for him too#bonus points if he’s like vaguely aware of who jack is#but then every time he sees a game with jack he can’t stop looking#maybe he doesn’t reply#and then like three months later#jack writes ‘I did it again’#and then bitty sends him the britney song#and jack doesn’t get it#it’s hilarious how their flirting methods are so weird for the other#yet they keep ending up together

@weneedtotalkaboutfic your brain is so big how does it feel to be correct all the time?

[biblionerd07]

Jack Zimmermann playing any sports with his friends and husband

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

I just knowwwww Holster has a whole “why couldn’t he be better for me why didn’t I deserve that what’s so wrong with me that he didn’t even try to change” breakdown after Jack & Bitty get engaged and Ransom’s like. you once poured water over all of his socks bc Jack drank the last of the OJ