[vesface]

[ates-kadehi-deactivated20170109]

[jasper-rolls]

[artruby]

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@dzuko i was watching dog vines

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@dzuko i’m chock full of ‘em man not too long ago i was trying to find something to eat and i was blindly feeling for stuff in the fridge and you know i work at lush long story short i almost ate some face mask

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@babykittcn it was the highlight of this weekend i think if it was the sims the grim reaper would be here and then he'd end up getting down to crank that (soulja boy) with me instead

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@babykittcn i'm sitting at the edge of my bed facing away from said edge and i was going to flop back because i felt like it but you can imagine the cirque du soleil technique i had to use to avoid backflipping off of the corner of a mattress and not collapse in on myself and consequently die

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who wants to hear a story

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

[planet-pastels]

[prettyinblackxo]

Visit Original Link

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a nautical mile is how far someone in a nautica jacket can run before they’re hit with a rock

[memmil]

[wit-knits]

Sign of Success

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earlier i was telling my coworker that i skip meals because i never know what to eat and he laughed so hard this is it guys i'm destined for comedy