Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

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[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[faggottt]

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

[corpseparty14]

[meanspo-for-me]

3.3 million IM SORRY OK

[hopevds-deactivated20210410]

f-u-c-k

[borahaes]

THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME IVE REBLOGGED THIS IM SO SORRY

[lexa-kom-skaikru]

Reblogging just to let you all know… I have skipped this post many times and my momma is still very much alive. Don’t feel pressured to reblog it.

[han-and-kai]

my mom kinda went to the emergency care center a little while ago sooooooooooooo

[who-hurt-u-deactivated20200119]

me: *reblogs it*

this post: *appears again*

me: well… *reblogs twice*

[thalpwrh]

ΣΑΣ ΜΙΣΩ ΕΕΕ

[to-sinaisthima-einai-tzampa]

SIGA MHN RISKARW

[firewalkwithme00]

ΚΑΘΕ ΦΟΡΑ

[gphil]

Damn i haven’t checked tumblr in forever, and now tumblr is about to Myspace itself into social media oblivion on December 17th. Smh. Well, that was fun while it lasted i guess.

[nevaehtyler]

priorities? 😕

[dicapito]

Wow …

[gphil]

Fuck the FBI and fuck tom brady.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Accurate

[iamindyamarie]

Bts IG: @i.ndyamarie_

[gphil]

Good morning/afternoon/evening 

[marriagehoney]

Why do all of these great celebrities keep dying at like 50-60 while the world’s nastiest tangerine is 70, still alive, and about to become the motherfucking president.

[sunlouis]

IM SCREMAKNG

[gphil]

lol i literally said a couple weeks ago “I guarantee 2016 will be her last one in that group, and she will be a solo artist come 2017″

I got attacked by so many annoying little fifth harmony fans. Look who was right you little shits 

[tastefullyoffensive]

How nice. (via nydrewreynolds)

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Chaotic good

[gphil]

Y'all can't have it both ways on this Standing Rock situation

Y'all been shitting on Obama for weeks, months even to end this pipeline shit, then when he does y'all still shitting. You don’t get both.

Y'all been screaming SEE THE LIGHT BARACK, SEE THE LIGHT AND END THIS PIPELINE!

He does it, then y'all be like well the protestors did it not him. It’s a credit to them yes, for getting him to do it. So he still gets part of the credit. I HIGHLY doubt any other president in the last 100 years would have stepped in like this. So stop bashing and say thank you for standing with us Obama.

[gphil]

Take my internet access away. I just ordered 6 more pairs of shoes cause fuck it

[refinery29]

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

FLOTUS

[gphil]

Really don’t wanna go to work today

[gphil]

2 A.M. tumblring like the old days

[chonce]

white people: *elect a man whose platform was built on hate speech*

white people: um why are people protesting?? why can’t we all be friends? where’s the UNITY?

[meanplastic]

[saywhat-politics]