elio!

he/they/it 21 :D

[dogpuppy]

[motherdanger]

doomed

[pjackk]

Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

[pjackk]

Guys i am lost in bambu forest

[pjackk]

Low key i am trying to escape

[gr33nhouse-ghost]

What do you tag Adam’s name as?

Stanheight

Faulkner

Faulkner-Stanheight

Other (explain in comments/tags)

Idk what this is about (see results)

Voting ended onMar 28

reblog to increase the sample size :D

[gr33nhouse-ghost]

totally forgot to include radford, sorry niche community

[gr33nhouse-ghost]

What do you tag Adam’s name as?

Stanheight

Faulkner

Faulkner-Stanheight

Other (explain in comments/tags)

Idk what this is about (see results)

Voting ended onMar 28

reblog to increase the sample size :D

[gr33nhouse-ghost]

what if we kissed next to the Saw 1 Sheart (shit heart) Toilet

[radioretro]

[margoliath]

goagle.com how to get what I w.ant

[margoliath]

sources say take it

[jynxi-spam-land]

Had a dream I was making the creepypastas food

[learningfrenchslenderman]

We can be trusted with milk.

[discourse-slenderman]

I can be trusted with milk!

[learningfrenchslenderman]

No no. You cant.

You deserve nothing good in life.

[discourse-slenderman]

What makes you think YOU deserve milk you French fuck

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[nyancrimew]

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

[hjartasalt]

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

[hjartasalt]

OK THANK GOD

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[that-house]

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

[that-house]

they're saying this is gonna be huge in 2026

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[scribe-cas]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

[cryptotheism]

you're going to be performing the miracle of immaculate conception don't worry

Imma get the worlds first immaculate abortion

[segamascott]

my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.

should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw

i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident