Gremlin

they/them | feral | minors dni i need everyone to stop being funnier than me

[hauntedforsport]

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

[gr3mlen]

i hate when i tell my mom or sister something and they tell their man about it. don’t bring this CISHET GUY INTO THIS

[gr3mlen]

being diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses is both weird and annoying wdyfm you think i’m a little weirdo :/ isn’t everyone like this

[gr3mlen]

you said i look pretty when i cry, that’s why you don’t mind when i do.

[satan-offical]

Happy mango day BTW not like anyone cares :'(

Mango

[satan-offical]

Guys it's Mango Day again

[gr3mlen]

the concept of hair removal is so gross to me. leave it there. the only kind i will accept is plucking eyebrows bc i love a cunty thin brow >:]

[nanapup]

this is gospel to me

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[killjoys-make-s0me-nois3]

[satan-offical]

"No one invited you to the party" yeah duh cause it's my surprise party? you aren't invited to those

[satan-offical]

It was not my surprise party, in fact it was a funeral

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[moon111111]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[satan-offical]

I'm going to what

[gr3mlen]

life is so much better when you don’t have a freak boyfriend making you feel bad about your body and personality

[anarqueeen]

I can't lead a horse to water OR make it drink. And I dress badly also.

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot