“Only my weapon understands me.”

BANNER : @itshirohi

[gr4bber]

  I REGRET NOTHING.

꒰ ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ ꒱ hey there, welcome to my blog!

i go by quite literally any name that involves my interests (aside from fem names), like max, finn/finney, albert, dude, simon, notim (or nottem), etc. main ones are max, dude, notim & simon! i am also an adult, some people know my age, some don't. i made it private after realizing i don't need to prove anything to anyone.

i am taken. do not flirt with me. and also, i use he/it & they prns :))

my blog used to be about black phone only, but i thought it'd be best to indulge in my other interests. mutuals and people who followed me because of black phone; you can still talk to me about it, send me things or tag me in posts! it's still there, just not as predominant :)

i still love asks and reqs! no matter the topic or interest. even if you just want to say hi through asks — feel free to! that being said, everything i've ever posted about black phone (& the fics and AUs i never finished) can be easily found through tags in my blog (e.g. "tbp: the ghost boys 📞👻" & stuff). :)

extra things about me + my faves & what i'll likely post from now on;

my interests: postal, cry of fear, hatred, bully (.. the game), life is strange (more specifically the second game), twenty one pilots, black phone, dethember (check him out if you like black metal, he's not known by many people 😓) or any artist/band that plays a metal genre/subgenre, true crime, and a looooot more. i might update this as life goes on.

about me; i am brazilian, and i can understand a little bit of spanish (obviously), but my second main language is english. sometimes i might say something wrong or that doesn't make sense but that's because english is not my first language...

BYI & DNI: i have no dni(s), i block or ignore freely so i might just pretend you don't exist, sorry 😬 as a byi/byf though, i have traits of some disorders that i'd rather not mention for my own safety, but do know i am an absolute nutjob, and i can come off TOO strong or too weird and dry depending on my mood. please be patient.

my faves.. <3 @slippingknotz (i love my ex not srry guys) , @sammy-automatic (my son) , @ringingfinney (first tbp mutual! ^^) , @grievous-headwound (THE ultimate pervert fan & hater and The Character poster 😳)

     thank you for your time, have a nice day! ꒰ (´◞ ✚𓏼 ) ꒱

 I'm losing it. I'm really losing it.

ps. none of the images or gifs are mine; i'm not sure who the artists for the arts are, so if you see this and one of them is yours, or if you know the artist, please let me know. i will credit them right away.

[bloodytittiez]

grabber + quotes from the movie that I absolutely love :thumbs_up: 

[spider-shoes]

are we even trying to make posts anymore

[gr4bber]

tumblr vs letting me edit my bio and pinned intro (not working)

[ringingfinney]

sorry i ate them

[gr4bber]

give them BACK

[gr4bber]

tumblr vs letting me edit my bio and pinned intro (not working)

[bardace]

Shut Up, I Don’t Care

[lawbreaker13]

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

[redstonedust]

i guess DNI lists do work in the sense that sometimes i see a user with a DNI full of so many crazy specific discourse topics and opinions that i immediately think "this person is extremely exhausting to be around and/or fourteen years old" and lose all desire to follow them. so like. it did its job. in a way.

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[puppythatbites]

If you ship the postal dudes together, why?

I honestly see most of them as the same person

[gr4bber]

YOO PFP TWINS !!!

but anyways; i think some people might agree with me on this one, but like ..... the fandom usually doesnt necessarily see them as the same person ? Oh and, the fact that dudes like P:BD and OD 'flirt' (BD's basically complimenting a part of his brain but wtv) canonically, i think dudecest is lowkey just seen as selflove by some people ???? imo i just think the ships are very cute especially with ships like p14 where p4 comforts p1 and stuff. i do respect everyones opinions and if somebody doesnt like dudecest Honestly... fair. i didnt either at first 😁💜☝

[anonyymoose]

highly recommend: making that character’s mourning WORSE!!!! make them play pretend with that corpse. make it seem like they’re moving on until they start telling the new person to start dyeing their hair the color of the person they lost and start calling them their name to make it clear that they’re hanging out with this person now to try and make them into the old one. make your grieving character put people in the same situation the person they’re mourning died in and have them hope they die to prove it was unpreventable. make your grieving character put people in the same situation the person they’re mourning died in and have them hope they live to prove that it wasn’t doomed to happened. make your grieving characters actively harm the people around them and the memory of the person they lost. I love you morally dubious grieving characters

[daftpatience]

and what if the character wasn't directly rejected but at every turn they were made to experience situations that made them feel completely irrefutably unwanted. what then

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[grievous-headwound-deactivated2]

i think wayyyyy too seriously about Dude and Bitchs relationship like idkkkkk idkkkkkk hahaha is anyone else endlessly fascinated by The Implications........ The Dude from Postal got married once. their relationship was in a place, at one point, where they both decided to get married. hello hello hello can anyone hear me can we talk about this, the fact that the most intimate relationships we see Dude a part of is with his ex-wife and his dog <- lets discuss this. top ten reasons i think their marriage failed go:

[quietwingsinthesky]

what’s the point of giving your character severe trauma if it doesn’t make them an asshole to work with. not in a cute way. they should be a fucking cunt. they have to make problems on purpose. they have to lash out at their friends without even being provoked, just because they’re having a bad day and they want to hurt someone to cope with it. on purpose. they have to want to hurt someone on purpose. they can regret it later, but they can’t just say something mean on accident, it has to be calculated and cruel and so, so intentional.

[bladeweave]

"they should be in a healthy relationship with good communication" they should be obsessive freaks who stalk each other and have zero boundaries

[breha]

sometimes it’s They Would Not Fucking Get Married but sometimes it’s just They Would Not Have A Fucking Wedding. send those characters to the courthouse on a tuesday or so help me

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!