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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY BABY'S GENDER REVEAL PARTY!
Thank you for coming to my baby’s gender reveal party! I can’t wait to share the precious moment when I find out whether this bundle of joy I’m carrying is a little ballerina or a little truck driver. I am just so excited to talk about my future child’s genitalia with 30 of my closest friends and acquaintances! You know me and my hubs Andy. We’re obsessed with being extra and we’re never going to settle for just an ordinary gender reveal party. We’ve had a cake prepared that’s either pink or blue, based on whether our child is a Little Man or a Little Miss. First, I will cut into the cake and show a slice. If it’s a Boy, the cake will be blue, because blue is Boy! Blue is color of Boy things, like the sky, which is where the Air Force lives. Pink is color of girl, because girl things like flowers and laundry mistake. We’re not stopping there. After the cake, Andy is going to use a crossbow to shoot 12 wild rabbits that he bought at a store where you get food for large snakes. Each guest will then take one of the dying rabbits into her hands and look under the tail. If the dead rabbit is (was) a girl, our baby will be a little fashionista. If the rabbit has a little penis? Our lovebug will grow up to be a doctor or other type of Man! This is a party for adults, so feel free to get a little naughty. There’s nothing that makes me feel like making fun dirty jokes then thinking about my unborn child’s Boy or Girl pubic mound! We’re going to play a twist on “pin the tail on the donkey,” and you’ll either stick penises or vaginas on a picture of my ultrasound. We’ll be using glue that’s made from either Boy or Girl racehorses. This grown-up game will be made even more fun by the fact that we will be eating gourmet ice cream cones that are either flavored like Boy (scotch with a fun spicy touch of hot sauce) or Girl (nothing). Can’t wait to meet our Little Heartbreaker or our Little Slut! I never knew this before getting preggo, but there are a lot of rules for Girl or Boy! There are many things that are Boy. Boy is Blue, dog, numbers, fireman (even though fireman Red, it is Boy), hair (coarse), shape of ball like soccer ball, bricks, glass, buildings, car, sharp. Girl is Pink, cat, hair (soft), shape of square like purse, skin, boat, dry. I know it’s a lot to remember but look, I don’t make the rules! (The person that make the rules is Boy.) Andy and I love our traditional gender roles. He makes the money and cuts down the trees because Boy, and I am House for baby. Andy loves to make me eat vitamins so the House will be nice for Baby. Each vitamin is like a gift I give my baby’s House! I can’t wait to see what job my baby have. If Boy, maybe Racecar Scientist, Ambulance Lifter, or Priest Batman. If Girl, only job option is House or Lesbian. Even I don’t know what our baby is! When ultrasound technician which was weirdly Girl told Andy what gender our baby was, I told him I didn’t want to know. Andy was able to keep a stoic face when Girl Technician told him Boy or Other One! He was completely deadpan except for one tiny body language thing, where his mouth said “now our baby can’t be Blacksmith.” Andy is so good at keeping surprises! I hope our little bundle of joy looks just like him when grows up to be Ice Fisherman Man. Thank you all for sharing this day with us. I can’t wait to start this family with my sweet Andy. We will be the perfect Dad and House. But just remember: I will love my baby no matter what, whether it decides to be Lumberjack Surgeon or just normal Umbrella Girl On Salt Container. In the end, it does not matter! Whether Boy or Girl, my baby can do anything, like wear a pant or do computer. After all, Boy or Girl, my baby still White.
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Miss Swift!!! @taylorswift I have an aversion to tumblr because I’m much better at tweeting. The character limit puts pressure on me and I perform much better under pressure. Anyway, I have the pleasure of seeing you with my lovely girlfriend Dana at night one of Metlife. I’ll also be there night three with my friend Annie. But I’m very excited to show my girlfriend where I’m at my happiest because she’s never seen you before – and has also never seen me go quite as wild before, so I hope she keeps me around after that… But it’s a really big deal to me that I get to take my GIRLFRIEND to something so special to me. I thought I’d never have the chance. Not because I thought I’d be alone forever (okay, yeah, that), but because I really struggled with my sexuality for a long time. A LONG time. Even at the 1989 tour, I was still struggling. “Boys & boys and girl & girls” used to make my eyes well up and made my chest tight. Now, I’m finally free from that. My heart swells when I hear that lyric because since then, I’ve moved to New York and started to work in the music industry and have a beautiful girlfriend (the shorter, infinitely more beautiful inside and out, darker haired girl, by the way); all things I thought were eternally out of reach. I would not have made it through anything without music. So many people say that, and that’s because it’s true. It’s always present and always the same and always there to grab onto when your last thread is about to snap. And my thread has snapped many times, but you caught me. Thank you for catching me, even if I didn’t feel like I wanted to be caught. We’ll be seeing you very soon… (the 20th of July from section 332, row 1, seats 1 & 2, if we’re being specific here)
hi @taylorswift!!
i thought i’d share this lil gay tidbit of my life with you. i shared a little about dana and me in a former post (which is here, you should read it), but i went to NYC Pride for the first time in my life with my girlfriend and it was the most fulfilling and euphoric thing ever. i brushed upon struggling with my sexuality in my previous post, but i don’t need to go into the super bad details because it’s just not fun to be negative. what i will say is that art has helped me so much. i’ve admired you for such a large portion of my life (i used to go to CMA Fest and was there when you did the 13 hour meet and greet, but my mom wouldn’t let me wait. so. thanks, mom). i digressssss. anyway, i never thought i’d be comfortable with that part of myself – i was literally convinced and came to terms with the fact that i’d just end up with a man to appease the people around me. i didn’t want to look like an attention seeker or someone who was trying to be ~different~ or stand out. i also never though i had the guts to live in nyc and pursue working in theatre. it’s full of PIRANHAS. but i had art and music that inspired me to push through that and end up coming out (literally) on the other side.
your music (and sara bareilles’s ;) were like two floaties on each of my arms keeping me afloat – not quite pulling me out of the water, but allowing me to work through it and save myself. analogies are my thing, clearly. it’s amazing what music can do. and now i have a girlfriend i love with every single fibre of my being. i didn’t think i’d ever be here to experience life this way, but i’m so grateful. thank you for the art you make.
dana and i will see you at metlife night 1 (july 20) from section 332, row one, seats 1 and 2 (3, let’s go bitch! jokessssss; there’s only 2 of us). yeah, we’re high up, but we were meant to keep the party going up there.