waffle pops

i'm anna and you eat fake philly cheese steak but you use real toothpaste

[mxnrique]

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

[blond-shell]

Dan Levy by Julian Berman for Esquire (2019)

[seashellronan]

yeah… lorde was right… it drives you crazy getting old

[lunah-goodbye]

[thestateonmtv]

Dads be like. I have trauma. I will never talk about or acknowledge this. One day u will come across a picture of my childhood and realize that I have a entire flesh and blood brother still alive who I have never mentioned or acknowledged. Anyway why dont you tell me anything about ur fucking life.

[flippyspoon]

that…is my dad.

[memewhore]

[klubbhead]

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[msmarvel]

Brie Larson Photographed by Dana Scruggs for The Hollywood Reporter

[she-looks-so-perff]

“and in this world,

she is my world.”

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[nocterm]

[julykings]

having a body sure is strange! / insta

[powerfulwizard]

Oh of course sir we have a military discount *doubles the bill*

[theparadigmshifts]

“You should be with somebody who’s crazy about you, Jess.”

“Thanks, Nick. That’d be really nice if it wasn’t coming from somebody who’d just punched me in the face.” 

Nick + Jess: Season Two 

[Season One]

[sword-mlm]

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

[charlesoberonn]

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!