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Jordan. 26 .Pisces. Non-binary Talk to me about your dreams pls

[awkwardosthe3rd]

a hand that wants to be held

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

How wonderful, then, are gloves?

[awkwardosthe3rd]

Now this is what I am fucking talking about

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[wagnetic]

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[valtsv]

guy who can only be killed if it's funny but can also be resurrected under the same conditions

[valtsv]

schrodinger's clown

[thestuffedalligator]

I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

[invisible-goats]

OP this is so Far Side I love it

[unsound-methods-deactivated2022]

i cant take it anymore (i can but i love to whine)

[headspace-hotel]

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

[unbotheredmuse]

[orpheusilver]

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

[heartshop]

Christians with jesus christ

[no-thats-absurd]

why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website

[givemearmstopraywith]

i’m a clove of garlic and God is crushing me under a knife so i add flavour to the soup

[valtsv]

Hannibal Montannibal

[valtsv]

the FBI struggles to catch the him because he wears a blonde wig when he goes hunting

[xeppeli]

still eating the same chocolate bar after all these years. thank you, tumblr…

[hyrude]

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

[hyrude]

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

[cowgirlmilkers]

this came to me in a dream

[skeltonjunction]

[bisexualwario]

[ryebreadgf]

[ryebreadgf]

how could i forget to add the caption

[yharnambimbo]