Invisible Goats

Thon/they. Bread and Roses. GLAM sector, crafter, writer, and TTRPG designer https://linktr.ee/invisiblegoats

[invisible-goats]

2026 goals

Writing things down will make me do them (hold me accountable, strangers!)

Learn to write with my left hand

Learn shorthand

Watch lots of Palme D'Or winners

Learn to make macarons

Pass my Level 2 BSL

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[inthefallofasparrow]

[puddlebrigade]

Colored for dyslexic bloggers. You know I had to do it to em.

[rabbitindisguise]

Do you love the color of the accessibility ✨

[globalintellectualbeverage]

A Silent Conversation, Gregory Wier

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[cikero]

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

[marzipanandminutiae]

I don’t get why white parents looking for unique names don’t just go historical instead of household objects or endless extra Ys

you could saddle your daughter with Aethelflaed (Anglo-Saxon queen from the 900s) and nobody could say you made it up

and yet people go with Kaelieghyghiey Dumpsterre or some shit

[marzipanandminutiae]

I was right for saying this almost 10 years ago, and also I would like to add that the reason I can’t be a single mother by choice is the necessity of having someone to restrain me from naming a potential daughter Asenath

[dollhair]

Something about the bastardization of the story time and time again proves that nobody in power really cares about the people who would resonate with King’s Carrie White. A girl so ugly and repulsive she’s been removed from her own story. The societal need for women and girls to be constantly perceived as attractive is what fuels a fair amount of her torment in the book, but that person isn’t even allowed to exist on the screen. We cannot empathize with her; it isn’t allowed. It’s fascinating to me.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

if i could give one piece of advice to newly transitioning trans men, it's that it's 100% possible to find a community of people (including women!) who don't treat you as a threat, and the people trying to convince you otherwise are not your friends

[segamascott]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is true but I'm gonna be controversial for a second and say that I feel bad for jocks who get hit with The Injury™️too. The Injury™️ fucking sucks, man. Having something that everyone praised you for when you were young suddenly betray you and having to grapple with both a sudden loss of ability (whether it's something that can be recovered from or not) and figure out what your future looks like now that the one you had imagined for yourself (whether it was actually realistic or not) feels like it's been snatched away is brutal.

[evilwriter37]

Yeah, like, maybe we shouldn't be shaming/making fun of people for either of these things!

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[atombombbaby]

I encourage everyone to not give Hasbro a single cent--no purchasing D&D or Magic products, among other things--until that piece of shit Chris Cocks is fired as CEO (and without a golden parachute). We don't want our favorite creators fired to fund CEO bonuses, we don't want people threatened and intimindated for asking for basic human dignity, we don't want our trans brothers and sisters forced to deadname themselves, and we want our games made by real human beings, not AI slopcasters.

I'm happy the WOTC employees have a union now, but Hasbro's enshittification efforts and attempts at union-busting will not stop as long as robosexual Cocks is CEO. Will the new one be just as bad? Maybe, but they'll have seen what happened to the last one who tried all this shit.

[spice-e-coyote]

Hey don't defame robosexuals by including Chris Cocks in our number.

We want to fuck fictional robots, that GI Joe cultist wants to get fucked by the military industrial complex.

[anexperimentallife]

You're right. Maybe we should call him an AI-Slop-Sexual?

[invisible-goats]

Some fun stuff in the Manchester Art Gallery textile gallery atm

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[charlesoberonn]

Or you get the 2-loop:

beuper. verb. "to form ponsilza"

ponsilza. noun. "the result of beupering"

[mostro-rotto]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

[dduane]

An always-reblog. 😄

[fantasy-anatomy-analyst]

I remember a campaign me and some friends made specifically to spite the universally negative portrayal of gnolls and their irl hyena counterparts lol.

There's the trope that hyenas are filthy, disgusting scavengers (which is certainly not true, they're capable hunters, and also scavengers play a vital role in the environment as clean-up crews reducing the spread of disease) so we made them artisans who specialized in cuisine and making sure no food goes to waste, with their talented cooks and chefs making delicious dishes out of what would normally be considered "leftovers" and also having dried and fermented food play a large part in their cuisine.

Also I loved the idea of carnivores' equivalent of coffee and tea being a light bone-based broth similar to stock and consomme instead, thought it was a nice touch.

I remember the big surprise everyone had when they were expecting a brutal fight ahead and instead it was just a fun little trade at the gnoll market for the desired quest items all while being offered some nice soup. 😂

Yes! Scavenger animals are done so dirty, always getting the villain role. Any carnivorous animal is more likely to be painted as the villains in fiction, but at least if they're high enough on the food chain or have some charisma like wolves and lions do, they might also get to be heroic. But scavengers? Very rare to see them portrayed as Good. Mostly just villains, or maybe just as bumbling and gross and neutral-ish. They deserve better.

[ecurps]

@c-rowlesblogs Fun gnoll worldbuilding. ^^

[c-rowlesblogs]

really cute and good!!

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cnetizens: The wisdom of the working people

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder