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Only valid form of locker room talk. Anyone who says someone saying bigoted shit is "just locker room talk" is lying and they should be dragged for it.

elodieunderglass

(They’re a coxswain for a men’s rowing team and coxswains can be of any gender, provided they don’t weigh much.)

onlytiktoks

doctorvtumbls

Only valid form of locker room talk. Anyone who says someone saying bigoted shit is "just locker room talk" is lying and they should be dragged for it.

elodieunderglass

(They’re a coxswain for a men’s rowing team and coxswains can be of any gender, provided they don’t weigh much.)

schrodingers-catboy750

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

algorithmist

lesbianchemicalplant

from the replies: “second paragraph sums up his strategy. gotta love the brutal honesty of overfunded unicorns adding headcount to show “growth”. man is just gaming the system”

bonus:

r-truth

gischtglas

hybernating-bear

That's because this is Silmarillion

the-commonplace-book

acapricorncreature

Pin ONE Disco Elysium fanart and Pinterest got you on a list

shieldfoss

daily-spooky

theadhdgoblin

Let the impulsive thoughts win.

futurebird

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

I'm looking for new connectors and it's getting a bit freaky. So far I have had to filter by gender and orientation. Next is coupling mechanism, then its mounting style. Then I need a cold shower and a lie down

#robot girl #robot girls #funny #electronic

alpine-official

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

#linux