What captains think about in their captain meetings
We already imagined what the espada think about in their meetings. But what might be on the captains’ minds during theirs?
“I really need to tell Isane what a nice job she did with those pillow covers. They are making all of the patients so happy, and that is so important.”
“I wonder what Mashiro is doing right now. Getting into trouble, probably.”
“Ugh she drives me nuts! Why did I want her to be my lieutenant again?”
“And Shuhei had better be working. Not daydreaming about Matsumoto like usual.”
“I need to get back to those idiots.”
“Why is Soi Fon glaring at me?”
“Ugh. Kensei never pays attention in these meetings.”
“Of course, he’s a visored. Associated with Urahara Kisuke, so naturally he’s trouble.”
“I can’t BELIEVE the head captain let those visored come back.”
“Man, these meetings would be so much better if Yoruichi-sama had come back instead of those idiots.”
“I hope she does come back. She’ll see how strong I am. Love me. Be beautiful. Be - SOI FON STOP IT PAY ATTENTION!”
“If only you knew, head captain, that during this meeting, I have come up with the next eleven steps of my plan.”
“And I narrated my own actions to myself the whole time. Because I am a multitasker”
“Aizen thought to himself. Smugly.”
“I can feel you watching me, Gin.”
“This meeting would be so much better with tea.”
“I will kill you dead, Aizen Sosuke.”
“Now that I know your weakness, I could do it anytime.”
“I could even do it…..right now.”
“Never hurts to wait a while.”
“I don’t even know what’s going on.”
“Why do we even have these meetings?”
“Instead of meetings, we should all just fight each other.”
“I’d fight Kuchiki Byakuya so hard. That would be so awesome.”
“I can feel your eyes on me, barbarian.”
“I am going to have take such a long bath.”
“Hitsugaya is still wearing that scarf. Took the idea from me, of course.”
“Holyshitholyshitholyshit Kuchiki is looking at me.”
“Stand up straight, Hitsugaya. Be tall. Look smart.”
“As tall as you can, anyway.”
“Stop that! No short jokes in your own head!”
“I wonder if Kuchiki would be amused if I told him a short joke.”
“Maybe I should try that. One day.”
“What an excellent point the head captain has made.”
“He is very wise as well as very strong.”
“I am glad that we can have these meetings so that I can see true leadership in action.”
“I hope that he is proud of me.”
“Maybe one day….he will pat me on the head as I have always dreamed.”
“I did not miss these meetings. Ugh. It’s like being in school. Only standing up.”
“Like, at least in high school we had desks.”
“Although at least the head captain doesn’t give us homework. Homework sucks.”
“Okay well at least the meeting must be almost over. It’s been…….FIVE MINUTES?!?”
“I hate listening to you speak, Yamamoto Genryusai.”
“All you speak are lies.”
“There is no justice here.”
“There is no justice anywhere.”
“Except maybe with Komamura.”
“I hope Ukitake is doing okay. Looks a bit wobbly.”
“I should go and have tea with him later. See how he’s doing.”
“If Nanao-chan will give me the time off, anyway!”
“Look at all these youngsters. Paying such good attention.”
“Hopefully no one can tell I’m not listening.”
“I wonder what Komamura’s brain looks like.”
“If I gave Unohana my new adrenaline drug, would she snap and kill everyone, or just go after Kenpachi?”
“This meeting is going a ridiculously long time. I should make some more time drugs.”
“Maybe one to speed up time for these meetings. And one that stops time, just for fun.”
“Now which captain could I trick into testing them for me?”
“They say that if you imagine the end of a song, it will no longer be stuck in your head.”
“But what if it’s a song you’re writing, and it doesn’t have an end yet?”
“Then I guess it just stays in your head forever.”
“I wonder if bone would make a good guitar pick.”
“I’m so glad I felt well enough to be here!”
“A little wobbly, but that is okay.”
“Pretty sure Kiyone and Sentaro are right outside, so if I faint, they’ll come and collect me.”
“I should have tea with Kyoraku later. See how he’s doing.”
“Hopefully I’ll be well enough for that.”
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