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[danandphilnews]

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

[birdghost]

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

[unintelligibledifference]

18+

[birdghost]

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

[tidepodhowelll]

can we get an f in the chat for tony the triop 🥺

[deceit-imagines]

Deceit is a slimy boi, so that basically confirms that he can slide into the DMs like a pro with his slippery scales

[danandphilnews]

Phil’s Instagram Story | July 23, 2019

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[frnkieroismydaddy]

And white people take silly photos and my white ass finds white people jokes fuckin hilarious

[dadstielkline]

i’m white and think white people jokes are hilarious

[softgolftechniques]

The difference between Dan and Phil’s acceptance with being gay really shows how an environment can make you or break you. Phil has, for the most part, been out for years. His parents were okay with it, he had supportive friends, and when it came to announcing it to us, there was no hesitation. I have a feeling that, if not for Dan, Phil wouldn’t have waited this long to come out.

Dan, on the other hand, grew up with parents who made comments demeaning the lgbt community (even if it wasn’t a direct intention), and friends who did the same. He was ruthlessly bullied and instead of having a community he could come out to (like Phil did in college), he hid further and further within himself and rejected who he was completely.

Their videos showed many similarities but also huge differences, and that’s why they’re both so important. It should also be a huge neon sign flashing in peoples faces showing why some people wait to come out while others don’t.

[thevoidfarer]

Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:

1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM

2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

so i didn’t realize kuzco is literally only 17 in the emperor’s new groove and the pacha-kuzco dynamic becomes like 8x funnier bc pacha has accidentally adopted a teenager

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

[more-incorect-quotes]

Deceit: YOU GAVE REMUS COFFEE?!?!

Virgil: Of course not. I gave him this can of fruit juice. [shows three empty cans of Red-Bull]

Remus: [crashes through the window while wearing board shorts and a Shrek mask] YIPPEE KI-YAY! LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM IF YOU’RE WIRED AND TIRED! [screams in pain]

[galacticchaosminion]

Huh.

[galacticchaosminion]

the shadow of yourself and the dark aspect of your personality? weaving your own destiny? HUH.

[bismuth]

[micdotcom]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I love black women exercising their right to say EXACTLY how tf they feel despite public white opinion

[band-geek-727]

When has a male athlete ever been asked to smile

[virginiaisforhaters]