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[badjokesbyjeff]

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

[positivelycarey]

Jeff this is not a bad joke

[joyflameball]

Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy

[badjokesbyjeff]

I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality

[lackofcreativitywillkillme]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

[gracefullesbianfan]

just imagine:

land, laNd, LaNd, LANd, LAND! !!!!!?

YAAASSS!!!

Com man: it's done

[gracefullesbianfan]

Don't mind if I leave these here.......

[gracefullesbianfan]

Addams family/ mythology theory!

Gomez Addams is a son of Hades and Morticia is a daughter of Hel

The evidence?

Gomez is a great husband and very loyal with a large serving of dramatic tendencies on the side

Morticia is terrifyingly beautiful (Hel's better half) with occult knowledge of all things dead, speaks in monotone most times, and have you seen her clothes?

While on the topic, has anyone else noticed that Wednesday and Pugsley always avoid death, can't seem to get hurt, and literally always wear black

To top it off Wednesday can preform necromancy, and Pugsley can somehow survive being it buried alive(I know it's in the animated version but it solidifies my theory)

Answer? DEMIGODS!!!!!!

[gracefullesbianfan]

uncle Rick idea(pls don't hate me)

Whenever someone says The rick ashly song Someone should scream out "And then they fell in Tartarus" Or "Damn you Rick they just wanna live their lives" or even " if we fall, we fall together" like eh? Not a bad idea? Like let me know what you think

[gracefullesbianfan]

Incorrect quotes generator strikes again:

Reyna: alright what flavor you want?

Percy: blue flavor

Reyna: you mean blue raspberry?

Percy: blue flavor

Reyna: that's not-

Percy:BluE FlaVOr

[gracefullesbianfan]

was on a incorrect quotes generator and this happened: Glimmer, entering Adora's room: Catra did it again Adora: peace disturbance? Glimmer,: what! No! Adora: Arson.....? Glimmer:NO! Adora : uh... Attempted murder? Glimmer: No! she ate all the food in the fridge! Bow:WTF

[gracefullesbianfan]

Before we fell - Three weeks later (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1250775343-before-we-fell-three-weeks-later?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=lillianaroselynnhamm&wp_originator=G04uQTQTVcoUg6fM3YIFSfpaKixvMvicR1ihQTlnlyJbr7E%2BK%2F3ldpd7WyFLZfFv3b6%2BQz1yBbrQZL0UGd0h%2BfwGnDGS2GqM1%2Fg1ZxjF%2BQ7sl0CPCDE9H7slxT%2FKr979 Some have fatal flaws. But to exploit them often leads to bloodshed. It's the lesson the god's learned the hard way.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Reid: I’ve had fourteen Red Bulls, one graham cracker, and two hours of sleep. I’m ready to fight god, die trying, or become him.

Morgan: Can I knock him out so he sleeps?

Hotch: I’ll slip you a twenty to do it quietly.

[gracefullesbianfan]

Emily: I'll give you 40 if you hide them in the closet so he doesn't know where he where he is when he wakes up