My (hot, butch) wife got hit on SO HARD today and she had no idea. A woman came over to pick up some free furniture and got reeeeeal chatty and asked my wife all about the dogs and her tattoos and even asked to see pics of the cats. (Cat pics are to lesbians what dick pics are to gay men, best I can tell.) Then she stood by and watched while my wife took apart some furniture using hand toolsâbasically a butch striptease.
My wife described this interaction to me with puzzlement. The look of dawning realization on her face when I explained this woman was positively SLOBBERING over her. My cute little golden retriever husbian hadnât the foggiest. Good girl.














