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The Summer I Turned Pretty. S1 E1, "Summer House" & S3 E11, "At Last."

#belly conklin #conrad fisher #bonrad #belly x conrad #tsitp #tsitpedit #the summer i turned pretty #lola tung #christopher briney #*mine #tv

dailycatsblog

#😁#me

azaablue

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

#lit

do tall men get a power/ego trip from leaning down to indicate that they can't hear you??? that's EVIL 😭

#chelle.txt #uerrghh vomit #unfortunately two men i consider friends have done this to me semi recently #i just realized this #it pmo in the moment but i didn't interrogate the pissedness until just now #😤😤😤👎👎👎#my tall friends who are women don't do this even tho i mumble w them too ☹️#or if they do it doesn't pmo to the point that i remember 🤣

carolsturka

#powerful #jeremy strong

gentlier

What is your eye color?

A 10, 17, 40, or 50

A 20, 30, or 60

C 20, 30, or 40

D 10, 30, 37, or 50

D 20, 34, 40, or 60

T 7, 10, 15, or 17

T 20, 30, 40, or 50

BOTH of my eyes are two different colors.

ONE of my eyes is two different colors.

I don’t have eyes.

Remaining time: 3 days 21 hours

#depends on the lighting but t40 or t50

f4therlesssss

men should learn more about female desire and eroticism and devotion and passion and less about porn

#lit #idk if 'female desire/etc' is the right term #bc that makes it seem like something legible/stable #but i understand the sentiment #at the end of the day it rly is just 'what if we all listened to one another' lol

fragrantblossoms

Eduard Gübelin. Bhutan, Action in the bazaar of Thimphu, circa 1970.

#art

blackpyrefly

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

tamamita

#lit #karl marx #i lol'd

taraxippos

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

taraxippos

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

karvina

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.