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[wyllzel]

The Summer I Turned Pretty. S1 E1, "Summer House" & S3 E11, "At Last."

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Orchids

[wyllzel]

🫪 i was so sure that this prof hated me and thought i was stupid but then he gave me a good grade on a thing i thought i bombed and now, thanks to that raising my overall grade, i will most likely qualify for a super competitive program that would be rly good for my career and that he is in charge of. help

[kittyoperas]

no rest for the wicked.

[digitalmp3]

Visit Original Link

[dailycatsblog]

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[wyllzel]

do tall men get a power/ego trip from leaning down to indicate that they can't hear you??? that's EVIL 😭

[carolsturka]

[gentlier]

What is your eye color?

A 10, 17, 40, or 50

A 20, 30, or 60

C 20, 30, or 40

D 10, 30, 37, or 50

D 20, 34, 40, or 60

T 7, 10, 15, or 17

T 20, 30, 40, or 50

BOTH of my eyes are two different colors.

ONE of my eyes is two different colors.

I don’t have eyes.

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

[f4therlesssss]

men should learn more about female desire and eroticism and devotion and passion and less about porn

[fragrantblossoms]

Eduard Gübelin. Bhutan, Action in the bazaar of Thimphu, circa 1970.

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[tamamita]

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[leupagus]

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

[gothredy]

[wyllzel]

me: i'm literally over him, this is going nowhere, he is just a friend and that is fine 😋🤞‼️

me today: [heart explodes when i say hi to him] [smiling to myself on the toilet bc he said my name]