Dragon Age Incorrect Quotes

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Lucanis, head in his hands: I just saw Neve pour four pounds of sugar into the drier and tell me she's making cotton candy. Harding: Well did it work? Lucanis: Harding: Did it? Lucanis, exasperated: No.

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Aveline: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Isabela: Is it me?

Aveline: It’s always you.

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Neve: Rook, no. This is a really bad idea.

Rook: Stick around! I’m full of bad ideas!

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Harding: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.

Taash, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

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Leliana: So, what’s it like dating Morrigan?

The Warden: One time I asked her for a glass of water when she was still mad at me, so she gave me a cup of ice and just said “wait”.

The Warden: I love her.

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Davrin: What’s worse than heartbreak?

Taash: Realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday candles.

Davrin:

Davrin: Bro.

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Fenris: I believe in hate at first sight.

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Circa. 9.42 Dragon

Shaathan, holding a fire extinguisher:

Taash, covered in soot:

Shaathan: So what did we learn here today?

Taash looking down, dejected: Don’t fight fire with fire.

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Cassandra: I don't have enough energy for this. Leliana: For what? Cassandra: *gestures vaguely*

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Neve: Okay, truth or dare. Bellara: Truth! Neve: How many hours have you slept this week? Bellara: Bellara: ...Dare. Neve: Go to bed. Bellara: I don't like this game.

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Fenris: Sorry I was late, I was doing things. Anders, running in, noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Solas: I know you feel betrayed. Rook: Yes, well, that is one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.

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Lucanis teaching Harding how to cook.

Harding: Lucanis, look! I'm melting butter! Lucanis: That's great, Harding. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

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Purple Hawke: Have you ever noticed N is just a sideways Z. Fenris: Hawke, it is too late for this. Stop it. Hawke: Zo.

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Anders, trying to get out of a situation: I need to go... iron my... cat.