clumsy rogue

funny, random, awkward posts that have no specific purpose, much like myself. also @ hellbound-humanist & woke-whisperer

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[codswalloping]

[ancienthistoryart]

[graceless-ninja]

Got to make my own mass effect poster, featuring my favorite people

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nevver]

[banzai-jinto]

but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

[still-godless-david]

Would def wear the last one.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[still-godless-david]

Young Social Anxiety.

[graceless-ninja]

Young PTSD

[anxietyproblem]

[redrola]

[liberalsarecool]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[graceless-ninja]

[gahdamnpunk]

Personally I think guillotine would be more efficient

[injuries-in-dust]

Privately tarred and feathred, we want to avoid public gatherings to stop the spread of the disease. But we should probably livestream it.

[hellofriendhawke]

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