simpin on gin and juice

Hi, I'm Grace❣️She/her Aka @ gryffindorcutie on Ao3 18+ recommended.

[engulfes]

Thinking about how when you’re a child your mother is Your Mother but when you look back on childhood she is like… a relatively young woman. With a child

[solarsainte-deactivated20220902]

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

[kakashigf-archive-deactivated20]

each day is like a franz kafka diary entry and each month is like the twilight circle camera scene

[radicalgraff]

“The Tories drank wine whilst your nan died alone” Seen in Brighton, UK. This graffiti refers to the recently revelations that Tory politicians and staffers were holding private parties & drinking wine during the strictest lockdown period in UK in 2020, at a time when all private gatherings were officially banned, and the death rate for the elderly was extremely high, due to government malice and ineptitude.

[gracelessimp]

hey I just wanted to thank you for yr amazing writing. I truly love luscious and the maid of malfoy manor ❤️❤️ I hope to read more of him written by you in the future

~🌿

Hi non,

thank you so much 🥰 I have been on a writing hiatus simply because my laptop is broken and I’ve run a bit dry on inspiration. I hope to get back to writing someday soon, but will need time to get back into that headspace. It really warms my heart to see messages like this when I check in tho. Thanks 💕

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

long overdue for a scream in the woods

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

[mareep-is-transfem]

Someone keeps running people over! better talk to my buddy Hehicular Hanslaugher Lecter, the world-famous racecar driver

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[danceinthedarkbyladygaga]

the fact that people dont consider game of thrones as “cringey” of a show as doctor who or sherlock is literally just because of how many men are obsessed with it. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[tall]

[o-kurwa]

*dog.exe has stopped working*

[forthesapphicsonly]

[asociate]

these are getting out of control

[joshlovesyou]

[conscientiouscoattwirling]

[manny-jacinto]

[vote-for-eggman]

[onlytwitterpics]

[guitarbeard]

Gender discourse will continue to flounder in mindless squabbling because we refuse to accept that the pinnacle of masculine performance is when a pizza chef spins the dough in the air