Frollo self-shipping with you headcanons part 2
Unironically has an inner rank of Catholic saints and martyrs based on how much they resemble you or how suitable their stories are.
If you happen to be non-binary, he has been merrily misgendering you how he sees fit. Only recently when rewatching/rereading a scene where you state something about your identity or where it is shown with non-verbal means he noticed and begrudgingly accepted that. Tries his best to learn new terms and ways of addressing, still thinks it's very weird stuff, his love would fix you and he should pray for you more starting from today.
Regarding persecution AUs if you're non-binary: unapologetically combines male and female stories (not like he cares there are many other options), so it becomes a crossover of St. Agnes and St. Sebastian.
Thanks to his new obse..cru...self-ship improved his skills in dealing with devices and Internet in particular.
Can rant about how cool and full of Christian symbolism you are for hours, thank God a man of his standing can't have Tumblr.
Phoebus was the one who helped him with all that at first; he saw it as helping an eldelry boss keep up with technologies, but he actually unleash ancient evil upon us.
His self-insert is literally just him in your fictional universe with slight lore adjustment in case you don't have France in it. If your world requires supernatural abilities for all characters, he gives himself something like purifying fire, an army of cursed minions or visions of future; looks like dark magic by all standards, but he headcanons himself God's chosen one (if you have supernatural abilities, you're His chosen one too). If it's sci-fi, he imagines himself either driving a black stylish version of Millenium Falcon or some Evangelion giant robot, thank you, Quasimodo, for exposure
If you happen to have a canonical love interest or to be hinted at having one, he becomes the most vicious hater of that character. Expect harassing their fans, ignoring all scenes with this character, imagining Nero or Diocletianus killing them (multiple times) and symbolic pyre of merch with them
Secretly is very insecure about it, really sobs into his pillow thinking why you would pick someone else, what his devotion lacks, what if he is too old etc.
Actually self-shipping improved his life and general sense of happiness (if we don't look at jealousy and insecurity outbursts), yet when Quasimodo developed a self-ship with Esmeralda (for short time) claimed it was dangerously close to insanity, it's all unrelalistic devilish indulgence and so on.
LGBTQ+ headcanons some people may have on you haunt him at night. After he saw a yaoi/yuri art with you even the Romani he interrogated asked him if he was feeling fine.
He is yet to discover character bots exist and that is for the best; if he had known, he would have died from hunger and thirst neglecting all biological necessities for proposing to the bot of you.
When it hurts physically or in his soul, he imagines you and feels better, be it sudden heart pressure problems, fatigue from work or feeling of being lonely, old and unloved even by God. You're more precious to him than God, he knows it, but doesn't have the power to admit it openly.
Still thinks Esmeralda is insolent and licentious, but who cares about sniffing her hair and harassing her further if a new episode/chapter/game/issue/adaptation about you is coming?
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