But doctor.....

A lady in the making :3

[pagliacci2]

Mini-golf courses aren't pirate themed enough anymore

[pagliacci2]

I am deeply worried for my future in this country, but I'm not sure I have the mental fortitude that it takes to actually do what it takes to get out.

[pagliacci2]

How to talk to women when they keep cancelling a low medium into fireball on my approach?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I'm trying to learn dark baseball sorcery

[pagliacci2]

The knuckleball

[pagliacci2]

I’m so nefarious

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[pagliacci2]

Thomas Bahama

[pagliacci2]

Every morning I wake up then just spend 12 hours waiting to go back to sleep

[pagliacci2]

Gonna start saying this whenever someone disagrees with me

[bungerc0re]

charlie kirk got slimed out, ben shapiro lost his platform, alex jones got sued, jordan peterson is on life support and definitely will never be taken seriously again. clavicular OD'd and will be dead within the year. horrible year for the "what are words really" fandom

[pagliacci2]

Sing to the beat of “we didn’t start the fire”

[pagliacci2]

Ra's Al Gore

[ashenmind]

messed up that eyes are kinda the only body part it’s acceptable to get lost in

[ashenmind]

getting lost in her mouth

[pagliacci2]

I miss windows xp

[pagliacci2]

I have woken up, time to watch trailer park boys until 4:20 when it becomes socially acceptable for me to get high for the rest of the day.

[pagliacci2]

Me on HRT for a year: “I don’t know if I want to pierce my ears, that might be too permanent a change to my body”

[swingsetindecember]

when the murderer in columbo says they are welcome to come back if they have any questions. i am like, you fool, you just invited the detective into your house. you will never no peace. until you confess. he will come over and ask you questions. just. one. more. thing.

[pagliacci2]

Maybe he’s a vampire

[catchymemes]