“Okay listen, I uh, I know how this looks, but before you go giving me hell for throwing out half of what seems like a perfectly good shrimp ring, let me explain alright? I have missed both parties that have been thrown since I got here, and yes, the first one was my own fault, but the second one? I blame this shrimp! I was fully prepared to go to karaoke shindig, but I happened to eat a few pieces of this shrimp a couple hours before I was set to rock everyone’s socks off with my karaoke song, and less than half an hour after eating those shrimp, I was locking myself into the bathroom for the rest of the night. So, to sum up, I’m throwing these shrimp out, a little out of spite, and a little to make sure no one gets sick and ends up missing out on something awesome as a result. Okay, maybe uh, maybe it’s actually a lot out of spite”
“Ew” Grace looked at the shrimp “I missed the party too...I didn’t feel like I want to go...”
