In All Seriousness

Things I like.

[lockedroom]

[papermagazine]

Our Favorite Stylists On the Best, Worst and Fugliest 2000s Trends Making a Comeback

[yrbff]

don’t touch meeeee (by booksofadam)

[graduateofchocolate]

me, returning home after my date and glancing into my purse at all of the stolen breadsticks: what have i done? sweet jesus, what have i done? become a thief in the night, become a dog on the run?

[sweet-cozy-home]

[fallsforautumn]

🍁 Autumn & Halloween 🎃

[bifury-deactivated20160821]

there are 2 songs that have 100 beats per minute which is the correct amount for cpr and they are “staying alive” and “another one bites the dust” and if u don’t think that’s the rawest shit you’ve ever heard you can unfollow me right now.

[cornellyak]

[bitcaw]

#maybe tomorrow  #remind me later  #stop displaying this message  

[laralaralara]

#never show this message again

[okaytrue]

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

[autumnsoulss]

[hyperform]

[bevsi]

nicki

[unfuckyourhabitat]

Unfuck tomorrow morning

Wash the dishes in your sink

Get your outfit for tomorrow together, including accessories

Set up coffee/tea/breakfast

Make your lunch

Put your keys somewhere obvious

Wash your face and brush your teeth

Take your medication/set out your meds for the morning

Charge your electronics

Pour a little cleaner in the toilet bowl (if you don’t have pets or children or sleepwalking adults)

Set your alarm

Go to bed at a reasonable hour

[millionsmillions]

Agatha Christie could actually kill you. She studied pharmacology and learned how to create poisons, which led to her use of poisons in her novels. 

You could also read Daniel Friedman’s essay on solving the mystery of how to close a crime novel.

[solarcitrus]

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support! We are right here!!

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[heythisisbecky]

little kids are so creepy

example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, “there, now you’ll live until tomorrow” and one day he didn’t kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive

[chroniclebooks]

The ABC’s of Jessica Hische’s Drop Cap postcards go like this: A (adorable), B (beautiful), C (covetable), D (darn it, now I just want to stay at home writing postcards all day).