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butch criminals “johnny” and “scotty” who drew national coverage for their car theft, discovered after being picked up for lacking driver’s licenses. article from the arizona republic, august 1949

clownpicture-deactivated2015021

unclefather

electripipedream

To Our Cousins In The Guard, 1969

twoguysonebeartrap

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

moshimanju

truckhole-deactivated20181203

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

margbarcis

that was the devil

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

I think if you're going to be weird on purpose you have to offset it with being nice. If you're weird and mean I'm going to hit you with a shovel

everythingfox

Not sure what this is but I love him

daglout

officialmacgyver2-deactivated20

Him’s a Sable. Think Russian Wolverine but on a lot of weed and friendly.

ottosgotanothergun

Big Paw.

catsofinstagram

ya-wn

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

iamprophet4profit

*boston accent* “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

tippitv

I don’t know who wrote this but...

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.