I need you... to stop coming by lunch break and pamper my workers with pastries, darling.
Percival, at some points, because his workers are starting to act like Percival and New’s children.
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I need you... to stop coming by lunch break and pamper my workers with pastries, darling.
Percival, at some points, because his workers are starting to act like Percival and New’s children.
Gramander x Les Miserable AU; Part 2
Auror 1 : Graves, wake up! What's wrong today? You look as if you've seen a ghost.
Auror 2 : Some wine, and say what's going on!
- Graves Sits and a smile bloom on his serious face -
Graves : A ghost, you say? A ghost maybe! he was like a ghost to me - One minute there - then he was gone!
Piquery : we're doomed.
Gramander x Les Miserable AU.
- Graves Seeing Newt for the first time in the market after His and piquery speeches. -
Graves : Abernathy! Who was that boy?
Abernathy : *Probably rolling his eyes*
Graves : Abernathy, find him for me!
Abernathy : What will you give me? *uninterested*
Graves : A better job?.
Graves vs Pickett
Newt : Yes, pickett. okay, okay you'll sleep with me tonight.
Percival : ... again?.
Pickett 1 vs Percival 0
So I was watching Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them again and i paused because i wanted to go get something to eat but i noticed something…
For those of you that might have trouble reading this it says:
BRONX GINGER WITCH
Prosecuted for wig theft
So i googled bronx ginger hair…
Does anyone remember that one scene in The Danish Girl where Einer (Eddie Redmayne) and Gerda (Alicia Vikander) sneak into the ballet dressing rooms and steal a bunch of wigs for the art party that Einer was going to go to dressed up as a girl?
Because i do… and guess what color wig he took…
Bronx ginger… He took a BRONX GINGER wig.
I’M ABOUT 10000% SURE THAT THE WITCH WHO STOLE THAT WIG WAS NEWT SCAMANDER.
FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM JUST MADE A DANISH GIRL REFERENCE
i cant stop laughing omg :’D
Percival Graves in every scene 4/??
#HIS FACES
I imagine this happened frequently
imagine them walking in the street and Dumbledore pointing at ugliest cats saying ‘that’s you’
“I will hide all of your lemon drops.”
- Minerva at some points.
- lisa kleypas
These kids trapped in Aleppo have a few words for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton…
and the WORLD!!!!
But you know…. Kanye having blonde hair is what gets media coverage
*tries to look spectacular and saucily for Newt
but “someone” stole something shiny again, and runs away with a huge noise *
Percival: …Damnit, niffler, seriously, i swear, i’ll find you, and i will …
Newt: XD
In which Newt is fed up with Graves for once
Graves: Newt, look, a cat!
Newt: That’s a wampus, Perry.
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Graves: That pigeon wants to steal my fries. I can tell.
Newt: I can tell you for a fact that a thunderbird’s diet does not consist of chips.
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Graves: Newt, your baby echidna stole my watch again.
Newt: Has he now? Good job, Niffler.
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Graves: What’s that in the sky? A bird? A plane?
Newt: No, that’s a Hungarian Horntail and GET DOWN!
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Graves: Newt, that harpy is here.
Newt: Perry, I keep telling you: stop calling Leta a harpy.
they choosing wedding rings together
Newt: Let's go out.
Graves: Okay.
Graves: *showers*
Graves: *shaves*
Graves: *picks out the perfect outfit*
Graves: *is ready*
Newt: *crawls out of his suit case covered in dirt with Dougal on his back* I'm kind of tired. Let's go tomorrow night.
Graves: You can't keep playing with my feelings like this.
-AU where Graves and Newt are Hogwarts students. Graves is a Slytherin and Newt is, you know what he is. Graves has a secret crush on Newt. He just wanted to know more about Newt but this just happened.-
Graves: Tell me your one little secret then I'll tell you mine.
Newt: Well, (Why are your eyes so sparkling all the time, Percy?)
Graves: Come on.
Newt: I guess.. I'm in love.
Graves: Oh. That's.. great! *is disconcerted, scratches his right eyebrow*
Newt: *smiles at Graves' frowning face* Yes, definitely.
Graves: Ok, ..with who?
Newt: I won't tell you that. You said 'one' little secret. So? What's yours?
Graves: I hate your haircut.
Newt: *is a little offended* Sorry about that?
Graves: (FUCK! Why did I say that?)
Newt: But I love my haircut. It's my mum's work.
Graves: (I'm gonna kill myself tonight.) I, Newt, I didn't mean-
Newt: Bye, Percy.
Graves: *is left alone in the library* (I'm gonna kill myself tonight. Yes. Just die, Percival Graves.)
Cheesy Percival
Newt is making breakfast, when...
Percival : there's so many beautiful reason to be happy.
Newt : yeah... *still cooking*
Percival : one of mine is, your smile.
Newt : *stops and blushing* shut up you...
Jacob : I hope you guys remember that i'm still here.
Percival :
Newt :
Percival : Oh right, I almost forgot you sleep over last night, Mr. Kowalski.
Lili Scamander x Credence Barebone period drama AU