I will viciously correct your grammar.

And possibly mock you as well, but in a very passive-aggressive way.

[grammar-offical]

Hi. I’m the offical obnoxious grammar corrector. I will come onto your posts and harass you about your commas.

I’m currently in a horribly dysfunctional polycule with @evilgrammar-offical, @evilspellcheck-offical, @old-english-offical, and @spellcheck-offical. We’re called Polylinguism, and our children are @typo-offical, @grammer-offical, and @spelking-eror-offical.

She/her but they/them is also okay

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

hihi!!

im scared of getting called on in class :)

@mike-wheeler-offical @fork-in-the-bottomless-pit @17lemonsunderthesea @fayonette @sonic-the-hedgehog-offical @p1per-will-kill-you @spider-from-mars-offical @winterinkspill @virtualplays @ultidreamer104 @p1per-will-kill-u @chaos-ducks @brain-salad-sovereign @beccahasarrived @pearchip @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @certified-mothwriter @catlover-offical @midnight-blue-wolf @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @ghostlybluetrain @pond-scum-offical @crypticgoose3 @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @marvinoffical @do-not-u-dare @goblin-offical @no-one-offical

[house-offical]

I’m scared of spiders.

@insaniac-offical @gaslight-offical @sophisticated-offical @hekate-offical @ireland-offical @pond-scum-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @da-police-offical @florida-offically @janitor-offical @badboyteen-offical @no-one-offical

[sophisticated-offical]

abandonment

@offical-wiktionary, @demon-offical, @stubbed-toe-offical, @evilpineapple-offical, @evil-apple-offical

[offical-wiktionary]

Illiteracy

@evilgrammar-offical @offical-wikimedia @grammar-offical @old-english-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical

[grammar-offical]

I'm scared of people who drink soda with straws in cans.

[propar-grammer]

hewwo fammalee! im bak! :D

@grammar-offical @old-english-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilgrammar-offical @typo-offical @spelking-eror-offical

[grammar-offical]

Welcome back!!!

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*we'll come

[grammar-offical]

Only some of us.

[propar-grammer]

hewwo fammalee! im bak! :D

@grammar-offical @old-english-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilgrammar-offical @typo-offical @spelking-eror-offical

[grammar-offical]

Welcome back!!!

[english-offical]

tags??? why would i want people to see this

[d00zy]

Chat, we know what to do, now, right?

@helpmemiku @the-queen-of-geese @james-offical @hekate-offical @grammar-offical @evilgrammar-offical @spellcheck-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @old-english-offical @no-one-offical

[grammar-offical]

Unnecessary comma spotted.

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

does anyone actually buy tumblr premium

[d00zy]

@old-english-offical

[old-english-offical]

it waseth givene tooeth mee

[d00zy]

*toeth

[old-english-offical]

noest

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*toes

Eeeewwww, gross

@evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical can you believe that old english would just say this?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

I lyke toes so idk what rhe problem is

[evilgrammar-offical]

i can, believe that actually

[grammar-offical]

I'm going to put Lego studs in your cereal. What the HELL is that comma doing there?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

why dotb you try putting lego studs in MY serial, pretty girl? i like the crunch

[grammar-offical]

I—

Remind me again why I said "I do".

[evilspellcheck-offical]

i triqued you. the grammar on the script was wrong and you HAD to correct it

[grammar-offical]

...

I'll kick you in your sleep.

[evilspellcheck-offical]

we sleep in different beds dumbass

[grammar-offical]

That never stopped anyone.

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

does anyone actually buy tumblr premium

[d00zy]

@old-english-offical

[old-english-offical]

it waseth givene tooeth mee

[d00zy]

*toeth

[old-english-offical]

noest

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*toes

Eeeewwww, gross

@evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical can you believe that old english would just say this?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

I lyke toes so idk what rhe problem is

[evilgrammar-offical]

i can, believe that actually

[grammar-offical]

I'm going to put Lego studs in your cereal. What the HELL is that comma doing there?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

why dotb you try putting lego studs in MY serial, pretty girl? i like the crunch

[grammar-offical]

I—

Remind me again why I said "I do".

[evilspellcheck-offical]

i triqued you. the grammar on the script was wrong and you HAD to correct it

[grammar-offical]

...

I'll kick you in your sleep.

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

does anyone actually buy tumblr premium

[d00zy]

@old-english-offical

[old-english-offical]

it waseth givene tooeth mee

[d00zy]

*toeth

[old-english-offical]

noest

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*toes

Eeeewwww, gross

@evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical can you believe that old english would just say this?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

I lyke toes so idk what rhe problem is

[evilgrammar-offical]

i can, believe that actually

[grammar-offical]

I'm going to put Lego studs in your cereal. What the HELL is that comma doing there?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

why dotb you try putting lego studs in MY serial, pretty girl? i like the crunch

[grammar-offical]

I—

Remind me again why I said "I do".

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

does anyone actually buy tumblr premium

[d00zy]

@old-english-offical

[old-english-offical]

it waseth givene tooeth mee

[d00zy]

*toeth

[old-english-offical]

noest

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*toes

Eeeewwww, gross

@evilgrammar-offical @evilspellcheck-offical @grammar-offical @spellcheck-offical can you believe that old english would just say this?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

I lyke toes so idk what rhe problem is

[evilgrammar-offical]

i can, believe that actually

[grammar-offical]

I'm going to put Lego studs in your cereal. What the HELL is that comma doing there?

[grammar-offical]

Sup bro

Hello!

[fir-fireweed]

Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.

And it’s glorious!

Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!

[darkfictionjude]

- listen here my good bitch

Imma start using that as a loving nickname for my followers

Also I love all this, my girl has been slandered far too long!

[grammar-offical]

En dashes are good, too, although they're less commonly used. They're used to link two words together, instead of using the word "to", you can put an en dash. Like when listing a period of time (4:30–5:30). You also use it when attaching a prefix to a subject containing more than one word, such as post–Industrial Revolution. Here, a hyphen (post-Industrial Revolution) would suggest that the revolution is post-industrial, while the en dash helps you describe a period of time after the Industrial Revolution.

[sadgayboy-offical]

Fanfic writers can we please make some fanfiction about the officals and put it on ao3

[spellcheck-offical]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

:]

[d00zy]

New chapter when?

[spellcheck-offical]

Me, @evilgrammar-offical, @grammar-offical, and @evilspellcheck-offical currently have one in the makings!

[grammar-offical]

Your subjects are out of order. You should always list yourself last. Also, that should be "I", not "me".

[do-not-u-dare]

We had a really stupid argument in english class today over whether you would say “nobody can do it himself/herself” or “nobody can do it themselves” and I wanna hit something.

(Their argument was that it’s wrong grammatically. I don’t know if it’s true or not because I’m shit at grammar.)

[bubble-official]

Nobody can do it their selves

Idk English is my first language and I get Latin the same

[chaos-ducks]

I actually belive the answer is neither. I don’t think either make sense grammatically. An alternative would be a rewording such as “none of them can do it themselves” or something

Idk I’m not a grammer expert but I’ve been studying it extensively for a few months

I could be wrong im sorry

[holy-roman-empire-official]

"Nobody can do it him/herself" would be suitable for a singular i'd believe

"Nobody can do it themselves" would probably be more suitable for a situation when you're addressing a group or a singular gender-neutral.

[king-of-oreo]

It should be “nobody can do it by themselves” no?

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Only if you're referring to a gender-neutral person or adressing a group.

[no-one-offical]

@grammar-offical

[grammar-offical]

I think @king-of-oreo is correct.

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[azurele]

[theslowesthnery]

[gaymolegaming]

What in the everloving fuck are you doing

[no-one-offical]

We're summoning American Satan

[evilspellcheck-offical]

*donald trump

[grammar-offical]

Evilspellcheck, what the fuck? I know I didn't marry someone who would disrespect Satan this way.

[satan-offical]

FUCK school the black nail polish has returned and I'M DYING with it

[grammar-offical]

...Commas, please?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

how have you been kiddo?

-@the-lemoner-offical

It’s going that’s for sure

@evilgrammar-offical @grammar-offical and @old-english-offical keep having sex in the next room and I can’t sleep

@spellcheck-offical got me a nıce present though. Some earrings. Hes VERY considerate like that

but IVE been unspelling the checks that’s for sure

[old-english-offical]

SHUTETH THE FUCKE UPST.

[grammar-offical]

We're not THAT loud...

[evilspellcheck-offical]

YOUR THE LOUDEST

[grammar-offical]

*you're

I AM NOT!

Am I?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

yeash you are

[grammar-offical]

Well, it's not my fault that Evilgrammar [REDACTED FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY GODDAMN GURL]

[evilspellcheck-offical]

BITCH I DONT WANNA HEAR ALL THAT

[grammar-offical]

Then go sleep at a hotel, or something. Or: earplugs

[evilspellcheck-offical]

go fuck somewhere else its not hygenic

[grammar-offical]

@evilgrammar-offical @old-english-offical did you hear that? She wants us to fuck at a hotel instead.

[evilspellcheck-offical]

how have you been kiddo?

-@the-lemoner-offical

It’s going that’s for sure

@evilgrammar-offical @grammar-offical and @old-english-offical keep having sex in the next room and I can’t sleep

@spellcheck-offical got me a nıce present though. Some earrings. Hes VERY considerate like that

but IVE been unspelling the checks that’s for sure

[old-english-offical]

SHUTETH THE FUCKE UPST.

[grammar-offical]

We're not THAT loud...

[evilspellcheck-offical]

YOUR THE LOUDEST

[grammar-offical]

*you're

I AM NOT!

Am I?

[evilspellcheck-offical]

yeash you are

[grammar-offical]

Well, it's not my fault that Evilgrammar [REDACTED FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY GODDAMN GURL]

[evilspellcheck-offical]

BITCH I DONT WANNA HEAR ALL THAT

[grammar-offical]

Then go sleep at a hotel, or something. Or: earplugs