i’ve seen other people talk about thirsting over clark like this and i just know bruce feels the same way. like “OUGH why do i want the buff guy with dazzling blue eyes and a radiant smile who’s nice to everyone and saved even the smallest animals to fuck me. goddamnit i’m supposed to be edgy. alternative. i’m supposed to want to get slammed against a wall and choked until i faint. but all i can picture is him telling me that i deserve love and caressing me gently. WHY AM I SO MAINSTREAM FUCK”














