grandiosForjury

dan, 25, he/him. genshin impact. dungeon meshi. disco elysium. ultrakill. ffxiv. hxh. boyliker bs. welcome to my mind palace. check out my wol. art instagram ao3

[grandiosforjury]

btw, i STILL can't send or receive messages, despite already reporting the issue to tumblr a few months back. if you sent me a private message this year, i have no means of reading it.

[grandiosforjury]

i should probably pin this

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[grandiosforjury]

Anti-honesty hour what do you think about ULTRAKILL

HOW have i never seen this ask until now. uhhhh i havent played ultrakill in over a year and fraud is like the last thing i ever saw. but i think ultrakill is STRAIGHT and BAD

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Voting ended onJun 13

[elamarth-calmagol]

Confused by the numbering choices here

[janmisali]

that's the order numbers go in.

[grandiosforjury]

you ever read an old post of yours and genuinely do not recognize the person who wrote that

[fwizard]

omfg

[amvs]

​hold on i have to look something up

[amvs]

yeah he’s autistic

[meatdiaz]

what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa

[vitamaeternum]

This is a major issue I've found with online relationships. Ironically, despite actually meeting people IRL being more difficult, hanging out IRL is so much easier, since you can just sit with someone and vibe whereas if you're on the phone then you're just sitting in silence with the magic slab.

[the-introducer]

daily occurrence

[the-introducer]

I’m very grateful to everyone who reblogs this post because it reminds me to brush my teeth

[nobylite]

[grandiosforjury]

this is genuinely how i feel when im struggling to balance work and personal life. like i go "alhaitham would stick to his priorities" and "cyno wouldn't procrastinate" so i end up managing my time better so i can hit many, many birds with one stone

[grandiosforjury]

i should probably promo my fics here

[grandiosforjury]

LMAO completely forgot to do this

anyways if youre into cyno virginity loss and first time orgasm via awkward help sex, this is the fic for you.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71350401

this was my first haino fic. posted just in time for cyhaino week 2025.

[electric-plants]

alhaitham already asleep when cyno gets back from a mission in the middle of the night and cyno crawling into bed to cuddle with him god tier trope for real i want 100 million fics of it thanks

[lacorse]

summertime and the livings easy ☀️

(bonus under the cut)

[amsdia]

Finished posting all my Haino Holidays (2025) ficlets! :3 (Fic is locked; just log into AO3 to read it)

now what do I work on next, before work picks back up... *flips through wip folder, pondering vampirecyno, hanahaki, treefic, and doublesick* hmmmm

[lacorse]

calling all haino fans!

"by the shore of eternity" is a haino anthology that will premiere on the 21st of march 2026! it will be available for sale on taobao and toranoana/booth <3

there will be loads of art and fics by very talented and passionate artists!

for more information check out the twitter/x profile (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[cspcrashing]

you were getting for work, hm? with pillow creases still on your face?

[grandiosforjury]

i should probably promo my fics here

[pepsiprophecy]

sumeru power couple returns

[reiiaaah]

In the pool ⚖️🌱

(puedo subir videos a Tumblr?)