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What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

bobbyboy11-deactivated20150207

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

riverberumen

"Bliss by Palette Knife" by River Berumen

mohtz

some favorite looks of dominique jackson!

draconym

This week I've had to fill out a lot of forms with this mandatory question:

Which feels like "there are only two genders" wearing a woke hat

stout-stoat

i got this one a few days ago

draconym

fiddlepickdouglas

A personal fave I came across

aydenburd

I have a contribution courtesy of my ex-dentist

borrowed-blade

What flavour of horny medieval/courtly content would you like to read next?

Knight x Squire

Knight x Prince

Prince x Squire

Voting ended onMay 11

ziijsh1

"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"

Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.

The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.

I didn't.

I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.

Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.

That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.

movementnudge

Movement nudge, chair edition!

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uwontrememberme

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

tastylemonbread

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

tastylemonbread

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

tastylemonbread

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

tastylemonbread

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

hotvampireadjacent

depsidase

nonaferatu

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

nonaferatu

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.