I'm Just Obsessed With Chris Demarais

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[gnatsattack]

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

[mens-rights-activia]

What baby boomers dream of:

What millenials dream of:

[maiaroberts-archive-deactivated]

jk rowling: 

me:

[glorianas]

i can’t believe only 3% of people voted first dude this country is truly in shambles

[straightboyfriend]

[butchscientist]

here’s a cool thing you can do that costs $0

it’s called “not pushing diet culture onto children” and it’s 100% for free. it’s a cute idea that costs literally nothing

[meladoodle]

Pretty wild how Kim Kardashian can’t even get held at gunpoint without being criticized.

[captainmastermindblog]

Because she is a self absorbed slut

[meladoodle]

you literally have your dick out in your avi

[stolentweets]

[louises-belcher]

No one really understands how much compliments actually mean to me, like I sometimes brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you,” but really, I remember compliments forever, so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me, thank you so much.

[sspock]

[sspock]

x

[sspock]

shoutout to the people reblogging this thinking it’s a joke. he said this. it’s on the transcript.

[lunarspaceship]

I did not edit this. They really did just do a tight close-up on Hilary Clinton’s face.

[grandtheftachievementhunter]

me: i wanna die

someone: dont say that if you dont mean it!

me: you are not understanding :)

[urobsessedwme]

My SAT prep book is gold

[tymorrowland]

i’m jimmy

[lesbiancharliedalton]

i’ve literally never seen a more fucking savage wiki page than the one for fucking chicken little’s dad on the largest and most thorough disney wiki on the web this is the fucking most brutal roast i’ve ever read about any disney character

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

reblog for big windy

[no-chill-at-all]

[onlyblackgirl]

Obviously Obama is Storm by night.

[grandtheftachievementhunter]

what you say: i'm voting third party

what i hear: i have a fundamental misunderstanding of how american politics work and also enough privilege to realize that my life won't be that bad should trump actually win