impressive err!

chime || 20+ || they/them/idrc || 🔞

[skeyewards]

tagging 'suggestive' and 'nudity' whilst nodding my head + leering so everyone knows im a nasty little fuck that likes categorizing

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[apolladay]

How many tries did it take to get your driver's license?

I don't have a driver's license

passed the first test

2 tries

3 tries

4 tries

5+ tries

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

[nowimhaunted]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[kushblazer666]

[ask-pacman]

do you even care about pacman and his accomplishments or are you just some toy that looks like him

Hey once you're done drinking that bottle of Safeway pinochet you should try hitting your head with it til your life departs you

[zatanindie]

I came back watching all Futurama season again, im on season 4 right now and oh boy how I miss bender

[zatanindie]

I do love doing these poster style

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[turing-tested]

[zizibutik]

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

How dare you say we miss on the poor

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[steamandcream]

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

[steamandcream]

sorry to put your tags on blast on this insane breach containment post I have since muted, but you're right and you should say it.

It is defeatable. Go for the throat.

[inthetags]

Reblog and write in the tags what's on your wallpaper