i’m just reblogging

kris, she/her

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[orcboxer]

Hi I imagined someone misreading your post and falling to their death in an empty grain silo as a result, can you change the post to be about grain silo safety?

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[siscide]

mourning period is over enjoy fanon stop being miserable

[willgrahamscock]

getting hyperfixated on a specific character is so embarrassing. here’s another picture of The Character on your dash… I know I just reblogged basically the same one but this one is moving

[willgrahamscock]

this sucks if The Character only lives inside your head by the way

[sanrio-stud]

when you're talking to someone and they go to sleep and you can't talk to them anymore because they're sleeping

[kidovna]

this one’s for you jimmy fallon

[granizadibiribibs]

my baby boy you deserved so much better 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[lavenderstobins]

thinking about them

[denaebenites2]

the duffers may have taken a sniper rifle and assassinated almost every character in this show but my man lucas wept when max opened her eyes, held her like he would never let her go, and was the first of will's friends to speak up and stand by will after he came out. if no one got me i KNOW lucas sinclair got me

[smaragdine]

[marbirds]

kitty kisses [ID in alt text]

[granizadibiribibs]

fuck that shit

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[explosionshark]

this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

[explosionshark]

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

[professorsparklepants]

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[dnlrrr]

A golden ticket for every member of my fav community