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chivalry fell on its sword innocence died screaming, honey, ask me – I should know

[grantaddison]

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[grantaddison]

let’s do a neatchat and get spoopy @macforester @xhaydenrvance @kingofnil

@elcamdon @ivanamillstone @fckharvey @greerhx @india-riley

[grantaddison]

OPEN TEXT FROM OLIVIA

Olivia: obviously Charlie Brown. What kind of question was that?

Grant: Don't sass me, hey!! I'll put on my zigzag sweater :o

[grantaddison]

OPEN TEXT FROM OLIVIA

Olivia: Anything for my BFF! I'll swing by to your house in about hour?

Olivia: Can we watch a movie?

Grant: Yeah. Is it gonna be Charlie Brown or s/t else?

[grantaddison]

@ardenprescott: @richkidproblems y do i always miss out on the fun :-/

@richkidproblems: @ardenprescott next time I'll bring the fun to you :/

[princessxanxstasia-blog]

 “— no… I mean, yeah. Kinda. She’s just old, and has alzheimer’s, so she tends to forget what Martin Luther King did back in the Civil War. It’s nothing personal, I swear!”

[grantaddison]

“Yeah. She’s not coming over, is she?”

[grantaddison]

OPEN TEXT FROM OLIVIA

Olivia: I may or may not have cooked too much last night, so if anyone is in need of leftovers, my fridge is stocked!

Grant: My mom's a terrible cook, so if you have some pleeease share :'(

[tommywhitman-blog]

“…. You wanna bet Grant? I can be poor if I wanted to… I’ll give all my stuff to the needy.”

[grantaddison]

“But then I’ll just give all my stuff to you? And you won’t be poor again? That’s what brohood means, Thomas.”

[ellereevcs]

“Yeah, okay, whatever. Fine, you can have a little bit, but only because I feel bad!”

[grantaddison]

“Thank you. I'll reward you with my silence.”

[grantaddison]

@ardenprescott: @richkidproblems i didn't get the memo & i wasn't spanked??

@richkidproblems: @ardenprescott you'll have to wait til Christmas then :/

[grantaddison]

@levibenz: @richkidproblems skanksgiving* did you know it was named after you???

@richkidproblems: @levibenz so is Dickember ;)

[hahaubrey-blog]

“Aren’t the holidays great? Sure it’s a little cold outside, but I have coffee, and it keeps my insides all nice and warm. Plus, starting tomorrow, I can listen to all the holiday music my little heart desires. Not only that, but my birthday is coming up. I could cry, honestly, I could.”

[grantaddison]

“Coffee? What about like... cocoa? Hey, though, happy early birthday. You deserve to be happy.”

[princessxanxstasia-blog]

            “—yes nonna, everyone loves your mashed potatoes - even the Republicans, yes. Do I - oh, I.. um, yeah, I do have a boyfriend and no he’s not black. Yes, I know everything about the Republicans. I can’t wait to see you too! Yeah, look - I have to go - erm… the turkey isn’t dead yet! Bye!” Annie hung up, before smiling up at her guest. “I’m sorry you had to hear that… also, happy Thanksgiving!”

[grantaddison]

“...So your grandma’s kinda racist, huh?”

[ohxjules-blog]

bubble 07 *rolls out like james bond*

grant is literally the world’s most beautiful man… leonardo da vinci is probably rolling angry in his grave because he painted the mona lisa instead of the grant addison… i don’t get why he thinks he’s so trash. if grant is trash then what does that make the rest of the world? poop??? not possible. he would make adam levine sweat if adam levine were brave enough to exist in his presence. i can’t believe this.

[grantaddison]

happy thanksgiving People's sexiest man alive 2016. love u

That win was so surprising, I honestly thought they’d give it to Brad? (love u too)

[grantaddison]

@richkidproblems: happy spanksgiving

[grantaddison]

@grahamslam: sure wish i could take out the trash without possums rummaging through it all before i even set it down....................

@richkidproblems: @grahamslam wow shady