Grantaire would...

"Libertine, lush, cynic in a nest of idealists and revolutionaries, and as such hardly ever sober." - grantairethecynical

[hjartasalt]

Actually cannot stop watching this

[ao3topshipsbracket]

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 3

Enjolras/Grantaire (Les Misérables) vs Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit)

Enjolras/Grantaire

Bilbo/Thorin

Voting ended onOct 5, 2023

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

[grantairewould]

Grantaire would vote for bagginshield out of nihilism but you’re better than that

[godlessondheimite]

“Drink With Me” from Les Mis is the darkest version of cracking open a cold one with the boys.

[okay]

some people feel like they don’t deserve love

they walk away quietly 

into empty spaces

[theweirdwideweb]

[enjol--taire]

[revjolras]

les amis + textposts

[kowlsy]

[garcon-rouge]

i named my ex ‘Grantaire’ in my contacts and now i get the most accidentally-in-character texts ever

[montparnasse]

all other interpretations of valjean and javert’s relationship fall short to “jim and dwight but in 1800s france”

[montparnasse]

[montparnasse]

[borgeslabyrinth]

I hate the post I’m about to make, but I just had a revelation and I can’t keep the truth all to myself. In a modern au Grantaire makes all his money doing furry art. It pays 10x better than his Real Job. That’s why he drinks.

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[apicturewithasmile]

“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)

[t-aash]

i love you guillermo del totoro

[desmodus-draculae]

all of u that think grantaire does abstract art…. fools. he paints dicks

[a-dreamer-and-a-cynic]

Grantaire

[hxasinthus]

les amis and their ~deep dark secrets~

enjolras: used to be a hair model for l’oreal 

combeferre: got accidentally initiated into an alien belief cult because he thought it was an x-files fan club

courfeyrac: missed paying rent because he bought a $2,000 pair of shoes instead

jehan: accidentally broke a tombstone in a cemetery while trying to hold a one-person seance 

joly: ate an entire jar of gummy vitamins because he thought they were actual gummies

bossuet: locked himself inside a gas station bathroom for four hours straight 

feuilly: runs an anonymous spotify where he plays the bagpipes and has over 100k followers

bahorel: started an actual fight club but had to shut it down because the police almost got involved

grantaire: was once in an art museum and ruined a monet painting when he leaned in to get a closer look and then sneezed

[permit-it]

Grantaire: Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

Bossuet: You said: “This is really gonna confuse me tomorrow”. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

Grantaire: This explains so much.