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Eliot | 28 | they/he

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[achillesinhighheels]

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[achillesinhighheels]

[omar-little]

how was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing was the destroying and betraying yourself for nothing fun? it didn't look fun

[wordfather]

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

[ames-draws]

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself