Hero: When you said āmagical in bedā this wasnāt exactly what I expec-
Mesmer: *holds up ace of hearts* Is this your card?
Hero: [softly] holy shit
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Stranger Things
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Claire Keane
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Xuebing Du

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I'd rather be in outer space šø
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Hero: When you said āmagical in bedā this wasnāt exactly what I expec-
Mesmer: *holds up ace of hearts* Is this your card?
Hero: [softly] holy shit
Host: So. Who broke it? Iām not mad, I just wanna know.
Hero: I did. I broke it-
Host: No, no you didnāt. Luna?
Luna: Donāt look at me. Look at Orlok.
Orlok: What? I didnāt break it.
Luna: Huh, thatās weird. Howād you even know it was broken?
Orlok: Because itās sitting right in front of us, and itās broken.
Luna: Suspiciousā¦
Orlok: No, itās not!
Mesmer: If it matters - probably not, but - Hat Trick was the last one to use it.
Hat Trick: *gasp* Liar, I donāt even drink that crap!
Mesmer: Oh, really? Then what were you doing around the coffee cart earlier?
Hat Trick: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Mesmer!
Hero: Okay, okay, letās not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Host.
Host: No. Who broke it?
Everyone: ā¦
Prototype: Host, Six has been awfully quiet-
Six: Really?!
Prototype: Yeah, really-
Six: Oh my word-
Everyone: *angry bickering*
ā¦
Host: *in another room* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now theyāll be at each otherās throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *turns around and smiles* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Luna: Fuck, marry, kill: me, Mesmer and Hat Trick.
Hero: Fuck Hat Trick, marry Mesmer, kill Host.
Host: I wasn't even one of the options!
Hero: Youāre cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.
Host:
Host: She called me cute.
Six: *sneezes*
Luna: Ooh, Six is dabbin
Six: Iām not. I have the fucking cold.
Luna: Watch em, they're gonna do it again.
Six: *sneezes*
Luna: Hit it, Six. Hit it.
Mesmer: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Hero: I don't know, how are yo-
Host, from across the room: I'm great, thanks
your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
Iāll break your pretty face
Oh my God, I felt so dumb, lucky me
(Yeah seems realistic)
Sing me a song, tell me your thoughts
*stardew valley music*
āWe listen to the tales and romanticize
How weād follow the path of the hero
Boast about the day when the rivers overrun
How we rise to the height of our haloā
10,000 Days by Tool
āI canāt control myself because I donāt know howā
Thatās incredibly fucking accurate
āIf I were you Iād be throwing up,ā
Oh god
Thanks for giving me flashbacks I just wanted to know your dick size
Oh youāre welcome.
I love you
How big is your penis
Okay but. A better question.
Ahem...
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You know how big it is you assmunch your my husband.
LOL people eat pop tarts?
nah i just lay my toaster sideways on the counter with the trash can in front so whenever the pop tart is done it goes straight in the garbage. saves me a lot of time but not money
Work.
Work.
So like. Yāall ever just. Wanna make a whole ask blog but like. You know. You KNOW youāre going to lose interest or nobody is gonna be interested lol.
ššš cuz same
me holding my pet up to a mirror: look itās you :]
my pet:
a 90ās kid? donāt you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
where is the lie
When you fall in love with a song then find a cover that is even better
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everyone asking me what my ideal future plans are and i have to pretend like the answer isn't living in animal crossing where my next door neighbor is a puppy wearing a sweater vest & i can earn a feasible living selling fruit & working in a cafe owned by a pigeon
Ah youāre watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons
Yeah, those moons man