I'm so grape I'm a wine.

[pugs]

[a--z--u--l]

Cuando la persona que te gusta te habla bonito:

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[nyokoko]

2016 is the year I'mma start doing this omg.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I’m not sure I’ve EVER enjoyed a Twitter story so much.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[melonboyy]

[vanjalen]

this is so innocent?? so pure and full of heart

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via EverythingFerns)

[wastedenergy]

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

man i love taquitos and guacamole 

[greenwiseowl]

Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh

[djjazzyaoiff-deactivated2020043]

[treesuhleo-deactivated20230718]

*gets shit done, but not the shit I actually need to get done*

[fuckyeahblackcelebrities]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[lookinformylittlegirl]

Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago?

[thebootydiaries]

am i reading this right? you have an ideology from 500 years ago?? thanks for saving me from my freedom to choose what i wear wow i owe you my life. 

im from a different time period when you’re the one with a daddy kink in 2016

[thebootydiaries]

homie deactivated literally within a few hours

[akkkakakak]

“dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago” dead

[thebootydiaries]

he was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sixpenceee]

*professor doesn’t reply to my email*

me: 

[okaymad]

when you get a good grade on an exam you didn’t study for

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[lookinformylittlegirl]

Nice? Uhh, We’re seeing the same thing right? A woman that still dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago?

[thebootydiaries]

am i reading this right? you have an ideology from 500 years ago?? thanks for saving me from my freedom to choose what i wear wow i owe you my life. 

im from a different time period when you’re the one with a daddy kink in 2016

[thebootydiaries]

homie deactivated literally within a few hours

[akkkakakak]

“dresses and behaves like they did 500 years ago” dead

[thebootydiaries]

he was right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shejla24]

why does she have 1 black berry and 4 iphones…

[cocaineteas]

[brokebackboys]