I often forget that people outside of my little corner of the internet don’t see problems related to reproductive organs as gender neutral and making jokes about my very manly uterus won’t go over well with the normies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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I often forget that people outside of my little corner of the internet don’t see problems related to reproductive organs as gender neutral and making jokes about my very manly uterus won’t go over well with the normies
Yeah sure everyone's into being kinky and bringing toys into the bedroom but the moment you pull out one of these to try and grab his dick then suddenly everyone's got a problem
Various ice formations on wheels caused by driving through the snow.
Mad max fury snow
fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan
The only fanservice that appealed to me
he is NOT he has been LOVINGLY MARRIED to my MOM for 30 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Do you think the movie theater employee will check under my hat for soda?”
stole this from twitter
Is anyone else in misery or is it just me and the guy from maroon 5
If you suffer from rbf (resting bitch face) you may be entitled to financial compensation
what about resting exhausted face
same thing???
The first people ask if your mad at them
The second people ask if your okay/ are feeling well
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You do not recognize the bears in the water 👀
“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game
Tell me what it is
Tell me what it is
Tell me what it is
doesn’t matter, we already lost
*jumanji drums beating* oh god not again
Sucks for y’all; I’ve seen an immunity post
my resplendent wife just gave birth to a pack of cigarettes
She’s been sleeping with the line cook 👀🫢
Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.
tiorteD ni tihs evah t’naC
Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper
You ever thought about how you were walking and it made you look like toddler on ice? Now do that while fighting an army of mutants smh 🙄