All Hail the Mighty Cuddles

What’s up y’all, I’m Z, 26, any pronouns, currently raw dogging life and escaping into my silly lil corner of the internet. Infinite love for my trans siblings, one day I’ll join you in the sun

[swordquest]

YOUR ANCESTRY DOT SCIENCE RESULTS ARE IN!

1% BLESSED SASQUATCH BLOODLINE

2% CRYO-ETRUSCAN

5% FLORIDA

6% FORSAKEN SASQUATCH BLOODLINE

7% SCIENTOLOGIST

10% WIZARD'S APPRENTICE

19% FRENCH

50% WHITE

OUR SINCEREST CONDOLENCES

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[slowspinningredemption]

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

[froghoppy789]

Hardly on the same scale, but the other day I was at the grocery store and went to buy some luncheon meat. I asked for some roast turkey, and the lady at the deli stand looked at me, and questioned if I had asked for turkey, or ham. I clarified, turkey. Didn't think too much of it.

It was only on the bus ride home that I realized I was wearing a shirt that said in all capitals, "HAMS." (And with images of cuts of hams and the names of various types of hams)

[wilted]

help

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[catilinas]

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

[ex-libris-craux]

mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path 🥰 enjoy it for me, my lovelies!

[dwarvendiaries]

@jv

[jessaerys]

they don't warn you how much you're going to love rock lee. no one tells you

[vividciggy]

I'd like to issue a formal apology to Palamedes Sextus, I was unaware of his swag. I always loved him dearly but it took me 3 rereads of GtN to realize this nerd has catastrophic levels of aura. Difficult to notice when Camilla Hect is next to him at all times

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[thirdpunch]

[justspooklordthings-deactivated]

Guys, we've talked about this.

You need to give your domesticated wading ghosts larger death pools. I understand if you can't find a real Well, but you need an enclosure at least 5 times the size of the spirit itself.

[kitten-kin]

Thank you for the PSA, and it’s certainly good advice! I am happy to report that in this particular photoset we’re looking at a temporary holding tank, possibly being used to keep a lab employee safe during a routine water test. There is a strict no-shared-space policy for outside contractors at reputable spirit preserves, both to keep the ghost from becoming frustrated at its inability to approach what it perceives as prey, and to ensure the safety of outside parties. Training sessions focusing heavily on positive reinforcement are used to get the ghost accustomed to the holding tank as well as short trips between the pond and an appropriate secured location. Many health checks and enrichment activities can be conducted directly at the water source, but sometimes a more controlled environment is required. Please be assured that the ghost in the photographs is doing ‘well’. ☆⌒( ＾ ▽ ゜)

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's working keep going

[calamity-corner]

they're lying to us and claiming that ringo's only magic item is the st christopher medal. they don't want us to know about the elf stones

[eversonitro]

seemed very fed up when i tried it

[amusedmuralist]

The search term is among those recommended when you type, does ringo starr

However Gemini has taken its ball and gone home

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

?!!!!!

[queerculus]

amazing news OP

[gardenvarietychao]

it took some specification but i didnt even mention musicians at all, just the 2014 auction (it still refuses to believe that he owns them)

[demon-empress-of-gold]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[wizardarchetypes]

today i died at sea

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm a romantic you see

[identifying-isopods-in-posts]

Aega psora

[probablybadrpgideas]

Spell: Summon Pterodactyl

Summons not a big, terrifying, snatching cinematic movie monster, but an actual pterosaur of the genus Pterodactylus, which is only about the size of a seagull.

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