āI donāt think I can be better than Beth, ugh, I think I can be okay though. Well, a little bellow the average more like. Nothing special or anything, you probably have better options. There is no need to choose me, really, but can you, please? No pressure, though. I want you to be happy, so itās up to you to decide. But if you chose me, that would be nice. I donāt do triathlons and I wonāt run with you in the morning, Iāll actually sleep until the noon, because I was writing my thesis all night. Iām akward with kids and I think Jack likes Derek more than me, but I know lot of stuff about dinosaurs and stars if heās interested. Iām not the type to call you on dates and, to tell the truth, Iām not the type who goes on dates at all, so that will be awkward too. I canāt cook and I donāt have much experience in bed or, well, at all, you know, sometimes I donāt know what Iām doing and what Iām talking about. Iām not your type, meaning Iām not cheerful, confident, gentle and Iām definitely not a girl, though I decided to grow my hair again, do you like it? I mean, it doesnāt matter, but I hope you do, even if that wonāt make me a good wife, youāre searching for.