Whoopsie Daisy

My Bad!

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Are you an earth sign? You seem very

Cunty? Cunt-like? Yes im an earth sign

[iguanamouth]

the implications of this official gumby shirt are driving me up the wall

[ithelpstodream]

the kids are alright.

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[owlmylove]

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

bored of all my music so i think im just gonna start hitting people with large blunt objects

[mysillycomics]

[therealultrabaguette]

I would die for that little fucking clown bear please let me die for that little bear

[remadeagain]

i don’t speak bad taste so i don’t understand this constant mint choc chip hate but what i do know is some of you really think it tastes like toothpaste which tells me you don’t brush your teeth…keep that to yourself please

[hammerheadshart]

been shopping for ski suits- i keep missing the re-stocks of the one i desperately want, so i’ve been entertaining a few other options.

this site has a couple pride things, but nowhere in the title or description are they listed as such. like the names are abstract, and there’s no hint in anything besides the design that it’s a pride thing. it’s like the oposite of baiting

[hammerheadshart]

i got the last one

[garbagegold]

Any blue eyed person: sometimes my eyes are an icy blue and sometimes they’re gray and sometimes they’re more of a turquoise and sometimes they’re even this darker blue…

Me: *waiting for them to be done*

[glutko]

Not a big fan of the name of this series. 

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

Huge fan of the name of this series

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[ultright]

[hollowtones]

sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess

[gravegospel]

THE CRAB

[sakuras-divorce-lawyers]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

people who dont curse but say stuff like “gee whiz” and “me oh my” are like sooooo funny to me but in the way that lucifer was entertained by adam and eve in the garden of eden because more than anything i want to create a scenario where they willingly say fuck

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

are we about to kiss right now

[spiritpunch-deactivated20210805]

the ouija board it’s .. it’s spelling.. no i can’t reclaim that

[morickyyy]

[delarverie-remaking-deactivated]

[delarverie-remaking-deactivated]

[delarverie-remaking-deactivated]