˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚ : IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT . . . a collection of screwball rom-com ⁽ ⁰⁰¹ ⁾ roleplay sentence starters from old hollywood screwball romance comedies from NUMEROUS FILMS, it happened one night. genre: romance, slice-of-life, comedy, love, fake relationship.
Hunger strike? How long has this been going on?
I'm not going to eat until you let me off this boat!
You're never going live under the same roof. I'll see to that.
Definitely, legally, actually married.
Would it interest you to know while you've been on board… I've been making arrangements to have your marriage annulled?
I've won a lot of arguments with a lead pipe.
You married [him/her/them] only because I told you not to.
You've always been a stubborn idiot.
You come from a long line of stubborn idiots!
If you don't let me off… I'll break every piece of furniture in this room!
She got away. Of course. She's too smart for you.
We're wasting our time. You imagine [name] riding a bus?
What's going on? I'd like to use that phone.
Why didn't you tell me you were going to write it in Greek?
When you get back to New York…keep far away from this office.
I wouldn't go back to work for you if you begged on hands and knees!
Our conversation could have been over long ago.
If you keep that up, we're not going to get anywhere.
Maybe they do and maybe they don't.
You can't enjoy the ride unless you put something in your stomach.
Maybe you'll be interested to know your bag's gone.
Would you please keep out of my affairs?
Why, you ungrateful brat.
I hated to wake you up. You look kind of pretty asleep. How about some breakfast?
Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night.
Don't tell me you did it on my account.
Your father will stop you before you get halfway to New York.
You probably could get some money out of him.
You won't gain anything by giving me away as long as I make it worth your while.
I'll give you my address. Get in touch with me the minute you get to New York.
Ever hear of the word "humility"? Of course, you wouldn't. I guess it never occurred to you.
Let me tell you something: You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem.
It's gonna be a long trip. Gets tiresome, especially for somebody like you.
You made no mistake sitting next to me.
You gotta be awful careful who you hit it up with. You can't be too particular neither.
I'd like to sit next to my wife, if you don't mind.
Your clothes are all wet. Here. You're as helpless as a baby.
I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to…as my [husband/wife].
Your ego is absolutely colossal.
Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you: I registered as "Mr. and Mrs."
There's a brain behind that face of yours, isn't there?
I like privacy when I retire. I'm very delicate in that respect. Prying eyes annoy me.
Just to show you my heart's in the right place…I'll give you my best pair of pajamas.
Perhaps you're interested in how a man undresses. There's a funny thing about that. Quite a study in psychology.
A good night's rest will do you good.
I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face.
I'm gonna count ten. If you're not out of that bed, I'm coming and drag you out.
Your hair's cute like that. You should never comb it.
Can't a body have a little privacy around here?
I'm sorry about last night. Didn't know you was married.
One egg. One doughnut. Black coffee. That's your ration till lunch.
What makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning?
You think this whole business is silly, don't you? I mean, running away.
You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat.
Spoiled people are accustomed to having their way. I never have.
Would you believe it? This is the first time I've ever been alone with a man.
It has its moments. It's become a sort of games trying to outwit Father's detectives.
I'd change places with a plumber's daughter any day.
I don't care if they're police. They can't bust in here shooting questions at my wife.
"You don't have to lose your temper." That's what you said the other time.
I told you they were a perfectly nice married couple.
Somebody help us! Something's happened to [her/him/them].
You're not kidnapping her, are you?
Why should I take a chance with you?
He was a nice guy, like you, but he made a mistake one day. Got too talkative.
This is the first time in years I've ridden piggyback.
How long does this keep up? My feet are killing me.
We're not going to sleep out here, are we?
You can't be hungry and scared both at the same time.
You know, you're becoming awfully disagreeable lately.
If being with me is so distasteful to you, you can leave.
What got into you? I went to try and find you something to eat.
By a strange coincidence, I was thinking of you.
I wish you wouldn't talk so much. We let a car get away.
Hitchhiking down the highway of love on a honeymoon.
Oh, I see. Young people in love are never hungry.
What happened to you? I've been so worried.
You've made that evident by your threats of annulment.
I guess I'll just have to get used to you.
Tomorrow morning, you'll be in the arms of your husband.
Won't I ever see you again?
Have you ever been in love, [name]?
It seems to me you could make someone wonderfully happy.
Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive.
I saw an island in the Pacific once. Never been able to forget it. That's where I'd like to take [him/her/them].
I love you. Nothing else matters. We can run away. Everything will take care of itself.
I can't let you out of my life now. I couldn't live without you.
Did you mean that? Would you really go?
When you sober up, come in and talk to me.
You haven't fallen in love with someone else, have you?
He says that I'm spoiled and selfish… and pampered and thoroughly insincere.
I've made your life miserable, and mine too.
I've got to settle down. It doesn't matter how or where or with whom.
Anyway, what difference does it make? I'll never see [name] again.
We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off.
Do you mind if I ask you a question, frankly?
A normal human being couldn't live with her without going nutty!
I asked a simple question: Do you love [her/him/them]?
Yes! But don't hold that against me. I'm a little screwy myself.