it is jokes

This is where I put a generic set of quotes to hook your attention.  Nah.  Just look at the pictures and enjoy my prescence.

[viralfrog]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[aquariumpacific]

Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?

This might help put things into perspective. 😅

But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.

[prokopetz]

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

[princeps-civitatus-peach]

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

[aromancy]

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

[skeletalheartattack]

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

[carnivaldemiurge]

I’m sure they might have meant Wario would just casually assert these things, but ever since I originally read this i can’t help but imagine it instead as him frustratedly struggling to try and convince people.

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[dogposts]

[kalachakran]

this clip from this streamer fucking up his streamdeck buttons has got me sobbing

[cristalplanetheart]

[ampervadasz]

[ampervadasz]

Next project (Unmute !)

[viralfrog]

[everythingfox]

Paraglider and black vulture chilling

(via)

[theriu]

I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

[prismatic-bell]

Okay but the bird isn't just nibbling

Note that it doesn't start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.

They're grooming each other.

[untitledgoosegay]

This is called parahawking! That vulture is tame -- it’s wearing jesses (a leather tie around the leg that a falconer will use to hold a bird when it’s on the glove). In fact that vulture is employed. Parahawking birds seek out thermals the same way they would naturally, allowing paragliders to follow them in the process.

Vultures are often used for parahawking both because of their attraction to thermals, and because vultures, as scavengers, are comparatively gentler and more sociable than birds of prey!

[acornered]

I work with a black vulture and they do not get enough love!! Virgil is one of the sweetest, most intelligent birds I've worked with-- he will hop up on my shouder to preen me while I clean! He loves to play tug of war with towels and shoe laces! He understands human speech even though he can't vocalize like a crow can, and knows that he's playing too rough when I say "gentle". He also gets mad if I don't tell him "goodbye" before I leave 😭 I love him so much.

Here he is "helping" me collect eggs (really he just wanted attention, which, relatable)

[babyanimalgifs]

Cockatoo can't have a hotdog, drama ensues.

(Source)

[cenospire]

A storm rolls over Late Cretaceous Hateg island, nourishing the land and drenching the local wildlife. Featuring: Tethyshadros, Hatzegopteryx, Paludititan, Balaur bondoc, an Enantiornithine, Sabresuchus, and many other critters.

[mathew]

[kaijuno]

Too many flowers to pollinate

[blurds]

His Undulations

[so-much-for-subtlety]

That is not a serious bird